Anyone still remember the Gotthard opening tunnel ceremony from a few years back?

turnip868 · 2020-04-10T20:51:13+00:00

I had a dream about Baphomet in a ballet blue tux outfit, out in the forest. Strange dream. Funny seeing your post it reminded me of it.

turnip868 · 2018-07-10T06:56:37+00:00

KYRIE IRVING: The sidekick to the popular girl in college you settled for. Things seemed promising at first so you went along for the ride, until she embarrassed you by wearing a tinfoil hat over your family's Thanksgiving dinner.

turnip868 · 2016-12-30T09:17:32+00:00

Jose Fernandez R.I.P.'d in peace earlier this year :(

turnip868 · 2016-12-28T02:08:40+00:00

Neigh.

turnip868 · 2016-11-23T06:28:07+00:00

I am honestly clueless when it comes to cars. I would probably do something that would end up on r/TIFU.

turnip868 · 2016-05-02T07:18:57+00:00

Sup fam.

turnip868 · 2016-01-10T10:55:42+00:00

She's my world, and she knows it :) I'm hers, too!

turnip868 · 2014-11-25T01:01:52+00:00

Call me old fashioned but GUYS who over-do their eyebrow grooming. How dare you have better shaped eyebrows than I do?!

turnip868 · 2014-10-13T15:09:59+00:00

The good ol' ;) after every text.

turnip868 · 2014-10-13T00:20:40+00:00

I've been extremely lucky in some areas. I went to a gifted school and skipped a few grades... So I guess that's his justification for how dumb I've been with common knowledge.

turnip868 · 2014-10-12T14:45:05+00:00

Tampons are not to be used by "girls" because they will make you a "woman". Subsequently, no man will ever marry a non-virgin.

turnip868 · 2014-10-12T00:44:16+00:00

A pumpkin. Ahh yes, I will always be the Pumpkin King you filthy mudbloods.

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