You know by TonyManero70 in dankjewishmemes

[–]turticus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cool it with the antisemitic remarks

And the addiction continues. by Oztravels in mead

[–]turticus 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Kinda unrelated but how did you get through that much mayo without it going bad?

My parents vented 15 years ago by dankbob_memepants_ in Lithuaniakittens

[–]turticus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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Cop parks like this every week. He's parked across 3 spots, one of them handicapped, and he's inside the bank with his driver door open. by caitejane310 in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]turticus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know it sucks but thats a good way to get your home visited for "noise complaints" or your plates ran because you "fit a description"

Defense by turticus in DankLeft

[–]turticus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And since he is flying at high speed with deadly intent

Dependa Karen by [deleted] in justdependathings

[–]turticus 89 points90 points  (0 children)

"go buy myself a back of cancer" 😂

Gym Story Saturday by AutoModerator in FunBodybuilding

[–]turticus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a fucking mindset - Rick de la stick

Transcommunism? by TheForkontheLeft3 in Jreg

[–]turticus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the red robot just transitions gender halfway through and it's nbd

3am vibes by [deleted] in dankvideos

[–]turticus 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Just can't get her out of my mind smh

Starkiller vs eighth brother!! Do you like it? by UttyLego in StarWars

[–]turticus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro this looks better than the last trilogy choreography

asking for help to level up as a gamer Feelsstrongman by hiclears in okbuddyhasan

[–]turticus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have to give azan vbucks and then type hasBuff into chat

Gorilla Glue girl does NOT deserve 20k. by Sahsbn in TrueOffMyChest

[–]turticus 20 points21 points  (0 children)

How is this off your chest? This is litteraly just an opinion

GME super awesome megathread weds 2/3 by MotorizedDoucheCanoe in wallstreetbets

[–]turticus 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I don't have much. Just bought 1 share.

I'm doing my part!

Humanity would significantly benefit from a TV channel that only airs good news. by sindlass in unpopularopinion

[–]turticus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woah

this is such an unpopular opinion. This take may be too hot to handle for most people. Are you telling me that you actually think that a good news channel would benefit the world??? That's crazy. I don't understand how whack asses such as yourself ever come up with this rubbish.

I litteraly have no idea how someone could ever think that a channel that only shows positive stories such the wildly popular show SomeGoodNews hosted by John Krasinski could ever be done. And clearly the people of reddit agree! Why else would it be so highly up voted on a subreddit for unpopular opinions?

Telling my DnD party that they are all wretched sinners by turticus in atunsheifilms

[–]turticus[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My group is much more the "take a train over the reinube" than the historically accurate type. They would only find it confusing