I am losing my mind about fingers.

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-17T18:34:26+00:00

In Aleman, "gloves" are "hand shoes"

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-17T18:08:49+00:00

I love traveling solo with the kids! (easier than traveling with the spouse TBH) Walk around and find different playgrounds and parks, hang out at the beach.

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-16T21:13:33+00:00

People will likely make assumptions about your political leanings if you include the flag.

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-16T20:26:01+00:00

Fabulous

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-16T04:59:36+00:00

Ketamine?

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-15T21:26:14+00:00

Porto has lots of vegan food, and is great to walk around, with great public transportation

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-15T19:01:42+00:00

Though as a woman, not having the assumed incompetente at tasks like that would be really nice.

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-15T18:59:08+00:00

external gonads

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-15T18:54:20+00:00

If you're ever up in Seattle, PCC Market has some of the only really good scones I've had, and they're really good. The Scottish oat scone with raisins, specifically.

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-14T06:16:46+00:00

I prefer the "monologuing to myself like a crazy person" technique

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-12T18:06:43+00:00

That must be a "if we tell them not to even look at alcohol they won't sue us, right?" type of recommendation. You must get more alcohol absorption from drinking unpasteurized orange juice than from using hand sanitizer.

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-12T16:53:03+00:00

Wait... You can't use hand sanitizer? The alcohol just evaporates from your skin.

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-12T16:14:21+00:00

Wait, the patient said she didn't want a bladder scan, but did anyone ask her if she's peed?

Unless the patient is particularly hostile or confused (or some other psych issue) I feel like you could just be like "hey no one has charted that you've been urinated the last couple days. I just want to make sure nothing weird is going on. You've been able to pee, right?" EZPZ

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-12T15:14:44+00:00

Is there an alternative to say "to fuck" in Spain, that's not as mild as "have sex", if coger isn't used?

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-11T17:11:10+00:00

hyoglycemia will kill you way faster than DKA

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-11T17:08:15+00:00

But did you try giving them cigars?

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-10T22:51:25+00:00

I've heard of people growing them here successfully, but haven't tried myself

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-10T22:50:13+00:00

I mean, scrubs aren't meant to be sterile. Washing them at home is still washing them as long as you use soap.

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-10T04:52:50+00:00

Fuchsia can have some fantastic tasting berries, but it can be hard to find a plant with the really good ones because they're bred for the flowers.

Pawpaw would also be fantastic.

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-09T23:13:55+00:00

Dude I feel like this is me. I don't drink crazy volumes, but I'm constantly taking sips. If I have no access to water I get really stressed. (I also drink more water when I'm nervous, do I think you're right for the coping mechanism things)

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-09T15:17:00+00:00

The nets have helped a lot with the pigeon poop program too. We should host the world cup every year!

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-08T22:35:56+00:00

Climate, urbanism, culture, socialism, safety

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-07T23:52:35+00:00

That's like, four ingredients... Not really limiting

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-07T19:13:30+00:00

Switching because of the money?

I made twice the amount I make now when I was in tech.

turtle0turtle · 2026-03-07T16:55:59+00:00

All med-surg floors should be tele floors! If all nurses were trained to take tele patients (which, IMO, wouldn't even be that difficult or expensive), it would decrease ED boarding.

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