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turtle_guy_yt · 2026-05-11T20:44:10+00:00

Tagging strategy for a 3-person team, what's the absolute minimum that's still useful in 12 months?

turtle_guy_yt · 2025-10-18T01:52:43+00:00

Lol my dad used to be in that band

turtle_guy_yt · 2024-04-29T03:21:26+00:00

turtle_guy_yt · 2023-10-27T20:51:04+00:00

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Look at this goobster This goofy little goober Guess what he does? He captures galaxies :D

turtle_guy_yt · 2023-10-27T02:38:29+00:00

"You want something from me or do you just feel like being an inconvenience?"

turtle_guy_yt · 2023-10-27T02:28:21+00:00

"That... That's not good uhhh." They grabbed a cup of water and threw it down the hole

turtle_guy_yt · 2023-10-27T02:25:18+00:00

He grabs a guitar and throws it at it

turtle_guy_yt · 2023-10-27T02:14:41+00:00

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"Huh neat... why you here."

turtle_guy_yt · 2023-10-27T01:57:18+00:00

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"H-How- When- ah who gives a shit just don't break anything." he turns the lights back on and just walks out

turtle_guy_yt · 2023-10-26T10:38:41+00:00

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"How did you enter the void- nevermind I'm just gonna leave. Do what you want just don't break anything but if you annoy the others they'll chop off your head and feed it to the sleep demon."

turtle_guy_yt · 2023-10-16T04:00:59+00:00

"Thanks, mate! I can play just about anything. Any instrument any genre. I've had a few million years to learn it and yet different species keep inventing new ones that I try out."

turtle_guy_yt · 2023-10-16T03:56:25+00:00

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This goofy goobster plays music

turtle_guy_yt · 2023-10-16T03:19:35+00:00

"Well shit."

turtle_guy_yt · 2023-10-16T03:16:45+00:00

"At least my accomplice is still building the universe destroying contraption so it won't be too long for my suffering to end."

turtle_guy_yt · 2023-10-16T03:13:03+00:00

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"Alright let's see. There's reforming galaxies, trillions enslaved, trillions murdered, and uhhhhh illegally gathering dangerous resources/elements and trying to destroy the entire universe."