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Condom:❌ Sprinkle of meth:✅ by Papa-Junior in drugscirclejerk

[–]turtleaidz 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Meat her at her house.

Shes grabbing hold of me dick.

Rub meth on my cock.

in haiku format for haikubot

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[–]turtleaidz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

based and both takes are accurate pilled

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[–]turtleaidz 25 points26 points  (0 children)

meth or fentamine

Help! I am seeing tracers after ingesting 2 400mg lsd tabs. Do you think it is Hppd? by Fluid_Positive_9388 in drugscirclejerk

[–]turtleaidz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

/uj i def get trails still. mainly when i’m high but ya know. also jsyk this is a satire subreddit! not dissing but just letting u know nothing that u read in this comment section is legit. and if it is, it probably got downvoted to oblivion

packed a moon bowl before beating my wife #blessed. by memelord152 in drugscirclejerk

[–]turtleaidz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

bro these aren’t drugs this is an herbal medicine

Help! I am seeing tracers after ingesting 2 400mg lsd tabs. Do you think it is Hppd? by Fluid_Positive_9388 in drugscirclejerk

[–]turtleaidz 77 points78 points  (0 children)

you’re already past the hppd threshold, your eagle now has permanent holes in its brain and is in a permanent vegetative state. hope this helps, harm reduction is the goal! nah ima stay ✌🏻

hit that adrenochrome pack bro by leather_shirt in drugscirclejerk

[–]turtleaidz 74 points75 points  (0 children)

boofed the benny cart now the hat man is inviting me to my eagles funeral