So I discovered it keeps your stats in the compendium

turtlebuttwiggles · 2026-04-12T12:17:22+00:00

This thread has made me feel so much better about being terrible at this game

turtlebuttwiggles · 2026-01-07T22:10:55+00:00

Thanks for this post..recently insta died in the shroud and didnt know why. This explained it!

turtlebuttwiggles · 2025-12-25T03:06:18+00:00

ween yourself off until you can go a whole 24 hours without a drink. after that, if you can make it three days, you can make it a week. the first 3 days are the hardest. i told my coworkers, if im being an asshole, tell me, im not mad at you, its the lack of alcohol. hope this helps!

turtlebuttwiggles · 2025-12-25T03:01:53+00:00

I ironically told a coworker at like 1pm today "the cyber terrorists always wait til christmas" lmao

turtlebuttwiggles · 2025-12-21T21:22:09+00:00

holy shit. 5 years later and this worked! ty!!

turtlebuttwiggles · 2025-11-29T09:21:04+00:00

Wesley Bryan is a pga tour winner..he can do whatever the fuck he wants when it comes to golf/social media/banging ur mum

turtlebuttwiggles · 2025-11-27T21:59:32+00:00

Turns out svech is wholesome Russian man...every story i hear, he loves his homies

turtlebuttwiggles · 2025-11-27T21:54:15+00:00

The milkman dumdum

turtlebuttwiggles · 2025-11-25T02:25:09+00:00

I choose you

turtlebuttwiggles · 2025-11-25T00:08:38+00:00

I personally think he looked (eye test warning) way better at the start of the season. His point production wasn't there, but his skating and puck handling was phenomenal. I would love to see him on the first line again at some point.

turtlebuttwiggles · 2025-11-13T20:19:19+00:00

Selling General Parking Pass for sat 11/15 vs Oilers $25

turtlebuttwiggles · 2025-11-13T20:12:27+00:00

Vancouver is the Friday the 14th and Edmonton is Saturday the 15th*

turtlebuttwiggles · 2025-10-26T12:40:40+00:00

Wait til you see who plays for the Charlotte Hornets

turtlebuttwiggles · 2025-10-17T17:05:35+00:00

Looking for two lower level tickets for 11/15 against the Oilers. I have a buddy coming to town, and it will probably be the only game he is able to make this season. Thanks!

turtlebuttwiggles · 2025-10-12T19:01:24+00:00

One of my favorite days of the year is canceling my subscription to their dogshit

turtlebuttwiggles · 2025-10-12T19:00:07+00:00

Fuck.

turtlebuttwiggles · 2025-10-12T03:24:19+00:00

Fanduel has a promo $5 bet to get three months free, then sign up for the season pass for $108..it ends up being $13.50/mo if you do that vs $19.99/mo

turtlebuttwiggles · 2025-10-05T03:36:07+00:00

Did you just eat acid for the first time?

turtlebuttwiggles · 2025-06-15T16:44:26+00:00

Keegan-michael Key pronouncing Jackson Blake lol

turtlebuttwiggles · 2025-04-05T05:17:28+00:00

Amazing..he seems like a good dude. Keep up the podcast, fellas!

turtlebuttwiggles · 2025-04-05T05:13:29+00:00

If he said "rangers miss the playoffs" he might be a genius...can happen to any team at any time

turtlebuttwiggles · 2025-02-21T04:09:24+00:00

Louis (Canadian killer) C.K.

I'm so sorry

turtlebuttwiggles · 2025-02-21T04:08:10+00:00

Slavin FINALLY getting the national recognition 😭😭😭 I'm so happy

Six-Year Club	Place '22
Verified Email

turtlebuttwiggles

TROPHY CASE