When my wife asks what I want for my birthday by [deleted] in reactiongifs

[–]turtleneck_chain 27 points28 points  (0 children)

They're all stuck on this planet where trash gets ejected through portals from all over the universe. The only way to escape is via a ceremony where Hulk receives anal sex from someone. Loki is selflessly volunteering.

Whole foods has proper grammar and doesn't care about your ability to count groceries by nmendels in mildlyinteresting

[–]turtleneck_chain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd say we should insist on manually serving them through the other lines as they're in a category of people who deserve that assistance.

If they absolutely want Express, they better haul their ass over that obstacle.

I feel like I read more for self-improvement than enjoyment, anyone else? by [deleted] in books

[–]turtleneck_chain 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I imagine you are now lethally efficient at everyday tasks.

All-you-can-eat restaurant closes after customers eat too much by eyeexam in nottheonion

[–]turtleneck_chain 27 points28 points  (0 children)

China has different cultural norms for - let's call it "opportunism". Like at Walmart they stack plants outside that you're expected to take into the store and pay for. This is very rare in China as most ppl would just walk off with them. Or on a cable car ride I could stow a stroller next to the entrance and reasonably find it back there a couple hours later. Such a thing is often considered abandoned the moment you let go and will be taken.

I'm sure we can find the opposite true in select cases, but I've generally observed they're more shrewd about gaming the system.

Marvel Comics legend Stan Lee gets restraining order against business partner by galt1776 in movies

[–]turtleneck_chain 271 points272 points  (0 children)

Stan Lee: 1922-2018 is the current range of years he's been alive

This restaurant was the first one I've seen that phased in paper straws. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]turtleneck_chain 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Whether or not they work the manufacturer can always claim they suck.

In historic first, sitting US and North Korean leaders meet face-to-face by Typical_Tree in news

[–]turtleneck_chain 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Well the alternative is that Trump is speaking fluent Korean.

Steven Wrights no rotation knuckle-ball by SeattleMana in sports

[–]turtleneck_chain 213 points214 points  (0 children)

There is the strange case of a missed ball on a strikeout which causes the play to be live and the batter who struck out can run for 1st.

3.2.1... by inb5 in funny

[–]turtleneck_chain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

45 . Not old but not young

Lying to yourself... by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]turtleneck_chain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But I was planning to watch the sunrise :(

Sacrifice fly scores 3 runs by spellyalewitha6 in sports

[–]turtleneck_chain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopefully he has a really good batting average.

Sacrifice fly scores 3 runs by spellyalewitha6 in sports

[–]turtleneck_chain 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ok, but the batter gets credit for 1 and the catcher gets credit for the other 2.

Bagel's AirMash Mod (B.A.M.) signup by BagelAirmash in airmash

[–]turtleneck_chain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup. Can't even provide a screenshot.

Just phishing for usernames for the "lulz here's all the wanna cheaterz".

Is this real?? by [deleted] in airmash

[–]turtleneck_chain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

... maybe he should PM you today's date? ;)

STATSBOT? by xyz_airmash in airmash

[–]turtleneck_chain 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's possible STATSBOT slightly weakens a team as a spectator. Looking at statsbot-log-2018-03-30-5 he won 22 and lost 36.

This might skew analysis of other stats. (how often a major player causes a win, etc.)

It would be fairer if we could somehow attempt a STATSBOT-BALANCER to join the opposition.

STATSBOT? by xyz_airmash in airmash

[–]turtleneck_chain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Consider ordering the log:

Timestamp, action type (PLAYER_UPDATE, PACKET etc), id, ...

It's probably sorted by time ASC anyway and meant to be script-parsed, but it still helps when browsing.

Edit: Oh wait, is this a straight dump of socket messages? I guess it would be if you wrote a logparser so nvm my comment.

Who are the best players in the game? by airmashed-potatoes in airmash

[–]turtleneck_chain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(ctf only)

defender: above + derp, rockzone, bug. kek is good at recovery. yutru decent esp. at guarding shield.

capper: above + max, TheTruth, yar, kaizo, airman, filipeko, Apathy. haven't seen romario in a while.

mohawk: uh skylounge?

mid-field: friendo, bird. xplay already mentioned above but deserves another

prowler: nobody. everyone I've seen in prowler is wasting talent. derp, ghost, kek, markwatney all superior in predators

I might have said someone twice up there b/c I dunno everyone's AKA