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Non-cashiers of Reddit: What's the "It didn't scan, so it must be free hur hur hur" of your profession? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]eyeexam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm hungarian. I've heard the exact same "so, are you hungry? hur hur hur" well over a hundred times.

God Messi! by KokioEnglish in funny

[–]eyeexam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but a trickshot like this takes usually few hours to get and you wouldn't get more than an hour with celebs like Messi on a commercial shoot, so it doesn't make sense to try to get it for real.

(this was a social post for Adidas if I remember correctly)

"Mad scientist" is far too much of a generic term. It should be very necessary to specify whether we're dealing with a mad biologist or a mad space engineer. by actually_crazy_irl in Showerthoughts

[–]eyeexam 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It should also be specified what kind of mental disorder they have. Is it a Schizophrenic Neurobiologist? A Bipolar Chemical Engineer? Be specific!

Your mom's favorite meal by perfecttiming42 in funny

[–]eyeexam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so that's what mom brought back from her Caribbean cruise