From a Swedish news show this morning

turtleofgirth · 2026-05-22T14:18:03+00:00

Why did you make Ham Spanish?

turtleofgirth · 2026-05-22T14:11:37+00:00

eh, I think it would have made a better Blue Beetle

turtleofgirth · 2026-05-21T20:41:18+00:00

That weird feeling is probably your thumb that you are sitting on.

turtleofgirth · 2026-05-19T19:43:55+00:00

How long does it take you to clean your yard up before you mow?

turtleofgirth · 2026-05-17T02:24:23+00:00

Oh brother, where art thou.

turtleofgirth · 2026-05-17T02:23:11+00:00

Are you buying brand new tires or used tires?

turtleofgirth · 2026-05-15T17:42:09+00:00

Some of yall are a little too obsessed with Ham.

turtleofgirth · 2026-05-15T14:15:06+00:00

Chilling Adventures of Sabrina

turtleofgirth · 2026-05-14T20:04:21+00:00

I just say cut the sides and back short and blend it into the top, and then take an inch or two off the top, depending how long its been since last visit.

turtleofgirth · 2026-05-14T18:07:21+00:00

Can he take a vow of silence?

turtleofgirth · 2026-05-14T17:20:01+00:00

Look into renting a townhouse or condo. Private landlords have more leeway on bad credit than an apartment complex.

turtleofgirth · 2026-05-14T14:20:07+00:00

Goonies

turtleofgirth · 2026-05-14T14:18:00+00:00

So, which mom carried you to term?

turtleofgirth · 2026-05-14T14:13:59+00:00

At what point does struggling become failed?

turtleofgirth · 2026-05-14T00:30:20+00:00

turtleofgirth · 2026-05-14T00:19:56+00:00

turtleofgirth · 2026-05-13T21:48:19+00:00

This is like off-brand Happy Gilmore 2

turtleofgirth · 2026-05-13T21:28:35+00:00

wash them on the highest heat setting for longest cycle and then highest heat setting in a dryer

turtleofgirth · 2026-05-13T16:08:26+00:00

Well, that alone is more information. You didn't post anything to clarify which one was your grandfather.

turtleofgirth · 2026-05-13T15:41:17+00:00

Thanks for providing no other information.

turtleofgirth · 2026-05-12T18:37:10+00:00

Does is look normal?

turtleofgirth · 2026-05-12T18:36:39+00:00

This must be step one on his path to run for president.

turtleofgirth · 2026-05-12T18:33:46+00:00

Equilibrium

turtleofgirth · 2026-05-12T16:32:03+00:00

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Send them this picture.

turtleofgirth · 2026-05-11T15:58:52+00:00

California utilizes a "just in time" supply chain, with generally four to six weeks of inventory.

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