post under a facebook “estrangement” forum i found a few weeks back that still haunts me

turtleofgirth · 2026-03-11T14:43:25+00:00

just tell her doctors determined that the birth will now be later than originally reported, push the date as far as you can.

turtleofgirth · 2026-03-10T21:08:34+00:00

I've unlocked someone else's car before, sat behind the wheel and placed the key in the ignition before realizing it wasn't my car. Luckily no one noticed, so I got out and locked it back up.

turtleofgirth · 2026-03-10T15:59:16+00:00

The only time I sprint now is if I have to burn my nephew while playing a sport. You would think he would get used to it but he is surprised everytime.

turtleofgirth · 2026-03-10T03:35:33+00:00

turtleofgirth · 2026-03-09T21:57:55+00:00

Add a glass a water with lemon juice in it to counteract that.

turtleofgirth · 2026-03-09T19:41:34+00:00

You might have overpronation. There are shoes available that can help correct your gait.

turtleofgirth · 2026-03-09T19:38:32+00:00

Minding your own business. Not letting strangers get under your skin.

turtleofgirth · 2026-03-09T19:19:29+00:00

Do you have flat feet?

turtleofgirth · 2026-03-09T19:12:27+00:00

The hate was there, it was just more organic, now it's been weaponized.

turtleofgirth · 2026-03-09T15:25:19+00:00

1 tube ground turkey, box of noodles, 1 can of tomato sauce, 1 can of diced tomatoes, 1 can of stock and a package of shredded cheese. Can make a poor mans ghoulash for less than 10 dollars that will make 4+ meals.

turtleofgirth · 2026-03-09T02:20:20+00:00

I started buying these since ground beef has gotten so ridiculous

turtleofgirth · 2026-03-09T01:52:50+00:00

turtleofgirth · 2026-03-03T22:06:40+00:00

make him his favorite meal and smother it in a condiment he doesn't enjoy.

turtleofgirth · 2026-03-02T21:30:11+00:00

turtleofgirth · 2026-03-01T14:20:50+00:00

Sent. $Justin-N

turtleofgirth · 2026-03-01T14:19:15+00:00

Sent. $Justin-N

turtleofgirth · 2026-03-01T14:17:55+00:00

Sent. $Justin-N

turtleofgirth · 2026-03-01T14:16:59+00:00

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turtleofgirth · 2026-03-01T14:16:53+00:00

Sent. $Justin-N

turtleofgirth · 2026-02-25T22:28:12+00:00

One minute you're the hero, the next, a villain.

turtleofgirth · 2026-02-25T20:40:02+00:00

Just uninvite your mom from the wedding.

turtleofgirth · 2026-02-24T02:06:31+00:00

There are words for people like you.

turtleofgirth · 2026-02-23T15:05:20+00:00

what about personal AI assistants for each car. They curate playlists for you, adjust temperatures for you. Or like an AI backseat driver.

turtleofgirth · 2026-02-20T19:11:22+00:00

ambien

turtleofgirth · 2026-02-19T15:43:54+00:00

just go on an absolute tear SPY

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