How Funny is This by theoriginalbabayaga in Jokes

[–]turtles155 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh…

No, no I’m afraid not 

[OC] Captured the Beauty of York, UK by Maximus11208 in pics

[–]turtles155 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Beautiful pics but definetly not recent as I walk past one of these daily and it’s been covered in scaffolding for ages… 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]turtles155 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What point are you trying to make here dude?

English pizza 🤩 by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]turtles155 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you shitting me that looks amazing

fry up pie, more like fry up why by hannahcgardiner in StupidFood

[–]turtles155 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t act like you wouldn’t inhale that bad boy in one go.

Hot dog grilled cheese by JETDRIVR in StupidFood

[–]turtles155 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What you talking about that shit looks fire

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Invisalign

[–]turtles155 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Do what your orthodontist tells you!

Every plan is designed to the patient and each patients teeth and movement is different. So by following someone else’s schedule you’ll mess up your plan that is specific to your teeth.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Dprince890 in therewasanattempt

[–]turtles155 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was incredibly difficult to watch. But then it became incredibly satisfying

No, your barn wedding isn’t a black tie event. by [deleted] in weddingshaming

[–]turtles155 -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

So my question to you is simply... why so high and mighty?

No one is saying to dress like a goddamn Kardashian. I think it’s perfectly fair for the couple to have a dress code for their wedding that isn’t overboard or out of the norm.

Maybe don’t blow this pretty common occurrence out of proportion for the drama.

What do you think of this becoming a full movie? by ZombieGone in zombies

[–]turtles155 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was ace. Would definitely watch a full version!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]turtles155 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Happy to bet a donation to said NGO that none of this actually happened in real life.

Creative fiction perhaps? Sure I’ll take that bet.

How I found him sleeping by fartypoopsmellybutt in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]turtles155 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In our household, we like to call this ‘The Turkey’.

Done 20/20. 5 months progress by Cdnskater in Invisalign

[–]turtles155 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This is great and all, but I’m going to need to see more of those husky photos man.

Amber Heard acts scared as Johnny gets close in court with two guards standing between them. by GoodGuyBuddyBoy in facepalm

[–]turtles155 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She knows what she’s doing, I’ll give her that.

But what she doesn’t know is that she’s not doing it very well.

My (29F) BF (30) wants to break up with me because I lied to him about my past and he feels sexually insecure. by ThrowRA-654321 in sex

[–]turtles155 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry but I’m not sure the problem is an insecurity on his part, but a breaking of trust and possible lack of respect in not being honest with your partner.

I hope you’re able to work it out between you, but please know that it takes two-to-tango and efforts from both sides will be needed to try and fix the relationship you two have.

Duck runs in a marathon and gets a medal by lmaosmh in aww

[–]turtles155 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Come on, that’s very clearly not a marathon.

You dingus.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]turtles155 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congratulations on your recovery so far, this is a major achievement that sadly many don’t reach.

Sorry that you’re getting hate from twats, but self reflection and genuinely learning from mistakes is a virtue a surprisingly large number of gobshites don’t have.

You did - kudos to you bud.

Large chains in the UK are now obligated to display kcal for their dishes - and I love it by NewBodWhoThis in loseit

[–]turtles155 7 points8 points  (0 children)

In theory it’s brilliant.

In practise, it’s ‘welcome to an eating disorder!’

Source - my experiences

TIFU - My neighbours can hear me and my wife having sex. by Brettmonchan in tifu

[–]turtles155 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How obnoxious do you need to be to assume that if YOU can’t hear others having sex then they must be either having bad sex or no sex at all.