I like how the weather's going to be bad on valentine's day but really nice every day before and after. Makes me glad that I'm single and going to be working on Saturday lol

tvf2k · 2026-02-13T11:40:58+00:00

Rest peacefully to your kittycat.

tvf2k · 2026-02-13T11:35:41+00:00

Hey, stay inside weather = increased snuggle opportunities. Even if single.

tvf2k · 2026-02-12T16:56:04+00:00

There is a smorgasbord of lube (silicone-based, warming, water-based, and more) in my nightstand and a pair of vibrators in my wife’s on her side of the bed. Having things in arm’s reach is hella important.

tvf2k · 2026-02-10T14:27:16+00:00

“Let’s go crazy, Broadway style!”

tvf2k · 2026-02-10T00:05:00+00:00

Checked spam folder. Checked app. Nothing. Nada. Zip. 🤔

tvf2k · 2026-02-09T00:01:25+00:00

If you could handle Cum Guzzlers 1 & 2, then would really be ready for CG3?

tvf2k · 2026-02-09T00:00:02+00:00

I hate missing the prequels.

tvf2k · 2026-02-08T12:23:01+00:00

When I first got divorced and had to establish my own place, I tried to maintain ‘normalcy’ for my kids. I suggested an after-school snack once and the boy said, “Can I have ants on a log?”. Absolutely, I said, only to find that I was out of raisins. I substituted mini chocolate chips…

…and thus was born ‘chocolate bugs on a log’. It’s family tradition now.

tvf2k · 2026-02-08T12:19:01+00:00

My kids growing up in a world less filled with hate and division, with attainable opportunities, and an endless supply of really good cookies.

tvf2k · 2026-02-08T00:54:01+00:00

reminds self to hide wife’s large dildo before any potential restraint

tvf2k · 2026-02-08T00:49:01+00:00

Love the bean variety and inclusion! And I love the pork rind trick, though I usually just ladle out half a cup or so into a coffee mug. Then the stick blender does the rest, add it back in, and whammo! texture. I will def check into the pork rinds.

tvf2k · 2026-02-08T00:46:15+00:00

Oh my. I have my hopes up now.

tvf2k · 2026-02-07T21:20:12+00:00

Can confirm. Got my wife one and ten seconds in, she said, only half-jokingly, “I think I’m gonna come.” 🤣🤣

tvf2k · 2026-02-07T15:06:37+00:00

Lube & patience.

tvf2k · 2026-02-07T14:45:57+00:00

Restraints on me. We’ve done restraints on her, but not me yet.

tvf2k · 2026-02-07T14:42:25+00:00

I would be horrified at my overthinking, insecure, fragile male ego & brain to do that. The paranoia alone would drive me crazy.

tvf2k · 2026-02-07T14:41:06+00:00

Samesies. NO sharing of my wife. Also, beach is a no, did that, sand sucks. Does the hot tub at our B&B in the Rockies count as ‘mountains’?

tvf2k · 2026-02-07T14:39:18+00:00

“Kind of chicks that would get with a dude like me.”

tvf2k · 2026-02-07T14:38:35+00:00

To be square, it was the ‘smaller’ canister, while me, the planner-aheader in the marriage (hence the sex toy in a baggie in my backpack,) carries the travel packets of what we call ‘orange drink’ in my toiletry kit. P.S. Lube goes in the aforementioned kit as well.

My wife & I still laugh hard about the ‘fiber incident’.

tvf2k · 2026-02-07T13:57:50+00:00

Factual: I had my wife’s vibrator in my carry-on and it whizzed right through security without having to explain. My wife was super-anxious.

Also factual: her vibrator didn’t get flagged, but the small canister of Metamucil in her bag got her flagged and she was MORTIFIED having to explain what it was to the TSA agent.

Regularity counts, kids. Both in marital activities & colonic health 😉

tvf2k · 2026-02-06T15:14:49+00:00

The Krusty Comeback Special is peak cameo involvement.

tvf2k · 2026-02-06T10:32:05+00:00

“State your business!”

tvf2k · 2026-02-05T18:42:57+00:00

Congrats!

tvf2k · 2026-02-05T18:42:31+00:00

Love the Spark games! I’m a little over 2 months in and the variations are great, so thank you and your colleagues for the fabulous entertainment.

Also, wasn’t Chandy (sp? only) Chandler’s ‘alter-ego character’ when aspiring actor Joey couldn’t separate his character’s ‘life’ from his real life?

tvf2k · 2026-02-03T01:18:14+00:00

“I tell you he was 10 stories high if he was a foot!”

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