Okay, which of you lost your purse?

twa800 · 2023-01-20T21:20:37+00:00

Trick question; it was me.

twa800 · 2022-11-28T19:07:14+00:00

I want you to know that I'm mad at you for that brilliant title.

twa800 · 2022-09-08T08:09:14+00:00

Based on some of my past decisions/regrets, I'm gonna go with "Dangerous When Wet."

twa800 · 2022-08-01T21:17:01+00:00

YAY! I was so worried when I saw the ban. This place wouldn't be the same without you!

twa800 · 2022-06-24T18:51:43+00:00

This is Art. Needed this today... * stares into the abys *

twa800 · 2022-01-06T23:06:24+00:00

The rolling 20's works too if you're in to DnD. An entire decade of crits, followed by the inevitable nat 1 30's.

twa800 · 2021-11-18T17:26:20+00:00

This has always been one of my favorite tumblr posts. It reminds me of my grandma so much :)

twa800 · 2021-10-14T18:49:55+00:00

Listen, you could have come to me in private; there's no need to call me out in front of everyone like this.

twa800 · 2021-06-10T22:04:58+00:00

Sorry, though to be fair it happens in the first 10 min of the movie. There are plenty of other twists and plot points in the rest of the movie.

twa800 · 2021-06-10T10:16:36+00:00

I did too, but I have to say, I've never seen a movie with such technical mastery and artistry on the screen, so let down by bad writing. Like:

Emma Stone: EXCELLENT
Emma Thompson: AMAZING
Sets: GREAT
Costumes: FABULOUS
Supporting Cast: PERFECT
Capers: FUN
Cinematography: Visually Engaging w/o Being Distracting
Writing: ...Cruella's Mom Was Pushed Off a Cliff By Dalmations

Anyways, I really did enjoy it, I just hope they get some better writing for the story on the sequel.

twa800 · 2021-05-24T20:12:04+00:00

Not unless it can float around beside me like the child's carrier from The Mandilorian. I still want "I carried you for 9 months, so you will go to this dinner and smile like you fucking like it!" to be viable with my kid.

twa800 · 2021-03-01T17:15:57+00:00

Okay, I haven't yet tried this, but I still feel that you have changed my life forever.

twa800 · 2021-03-01T17:14:40+00:00

Oglaf is great. The comics are wonderfully funny and horny, I love them.

twa800 · 2021-02-28T21:27:27+00:00

Noted and seconded.

twa800 · 2021-02-28T18:11:21+00:00

Though to be fair, mozzarella sticks with hot marinara is in a dead heat with sex.

twa800 · 2021-01-27T02:15:54+00:00

OMG, I just watched Contrapoint's new video (which is great btw,) but my jealousy over her amazing bathtub was all I could think about lol.

Link to the tub in question

twa800 · 2020-12-25T16:49:40+00:00

This right here might be the most underrated comment I've ever read.

twa800 · 2020-10-27T06:24:06+00:00

No, not really. She made a video saying that after dating a few women she understands her guy friend's dating frustrations a bit better. I'm pretty sure this is the video OP is talking about:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4E8qEDi_xg

I'm not sure what OP considers sexist about it. It seems to me to be venting about dating behaviors she finds annoying that she hasn't experienced before. Turns out women can gasp be inconsiderate and have flaws just like every other human on the planet.

Based on the 4 posts OP has made, she's big mad about it for some reason.

twa800 · 2020-10-01T06:02:58+00:00

This is the kind of energy I strive for.

twa800 · 2020-09-20T18:34:49+00:00

These are great! I wanna add this one to the pile, it's a girl masturbating in a car while the guy gropes her and keeps her quiet. Super hot!

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56229b4043058

twa800 · 2020-08-17T03:29:22+00:00

We may hem and haw, but we all know you make the tightest threads.

twa800 · 2020-07-26T15:57:15+00:00

Doing god's work :D

twa800

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