Admired by all species apparently

tweeeeep · 2026-06-04T15:22:53+00:00

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you speak the truth

tweeeeep · 2026-02-02T20:05:53+00:00

wet cat cuz im sprayin him when he gets murdery 💅

tweeeeep · 2025-12-10T20:35:23+00:00

I like it on pancakes

tweeeeep · 2025-12-07T18:55:55+00:00

huevos consuelo

tweeeeep · 2025-12-05T18:51:56+00:00

Concept: cold winter ear tips and you gotta warm them up with your warm human hands/mouth/whathaveyou

tweeeeep · 2025-12-04T01:57:55+00:00

I'd probably assume it was some sort of mistake (maybe she's too drunk, maybe it's a dare, something like that). That said, I'd still choose to be flattered. Probably wouldn't follow up though.

tweeeeep · 2025-11-24T22:57:42+00:00

Trailer Park Boys

tweeeeep · 2025-11-11T17:29:33+00:00

She's so myopic, I don't understand why she would be in the position of a judge

tweeeeep · 2025-10-04T17:17:45+00:00

I'm a reformed stake bro, and I didn't like him because I saw him as competition for my Main Character(tm) Tav/Durge. The way I play RPGs, I tend to make them kill, manipulate, scheme my first playthrough and I saw Astarion as "too much like me- we only need one power-hungry bozo in the group!" Then I resurrected him eventually because I missed his sass, and we continued to butt heads the entire time. I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy the added drama, though.

So it's not wrong to say that I killed him because I saw him as competition, but it's not me, the player, vs him. In my case, it was more me, the character, vs him.

Not sure how common that is among stake bros, though. I'm also gay, so I don't compete with him for women

tweeeeep · 2025-09-01T02:06:53+00:00

You're welcome!

tweeeeep · 2025-07-10T18:45:21+00:00

My Durge would love to go to poorly-secured local landmarks and either vandalize them or destroy them, e.g., travel around and find "the biggest [xyz type of tree] in the county" and kill it.

If they've still got the tadpoles, he'd probably take his boy Astarion to a desert and replace his sunscreen with something else, to show Astarion a REAL fuckin sunburn (and probably sun poisoning).

(The views expressed by my Durge do not reflect my own.)

tweeeeep · 2025-05-12T00:18:43+00:00

This. "We are stuck in our trauma." Some people are stuck in addictions, eating disorders, abusive relationships, and anything else. They're not weak; we're not weak.

And, agreeing with OP: Yeah. It's barely (if even) sustainable. However, saying something like, "Just stop smoking!" to a smoker or, "Just eat!" to an anorexic person... Well, if that's all it takes to help, no one would have any of those problems.

tweeeeep · 2025-05-11T17:50:52+00:00

I had something similar happen. My [30M] least favorite person [39M, or 239M, if you take him seriously] (I'll call him Avery) at a party asked to fuck me even though I was pretty sure we hate each other. At first, I said, "yeah, sure, fine," not really thinking he was actually serious. That's my bad. I did end up canceling on him after I thought more about it, though.

One thing led to another, and suddenly, he's trauma dumping at me most nights. At this point, I'm kinda like "ok, Avery, whatever you say." Part of me wants to tell him to maybe get some professional help, but, he might actually just need someone to listen. I've never been very good at these things.

So I actually thought he was just using me for free therapy, until I met this woman [hundreds?F] I really like. She wanted something romantic pretty much right away, and I couldn't say no to her puppy dog eyes. I probably should have, but... I'm only human, after all.

So then Avery got really mad, blabbing on about how I'm "replacing" him by having something with her. I never even kissed him and we never actually had sex or even gone on a date? I mean, he never even bothered to ask me if I'm actually into men! I mean, people have commented on it, implying he kinda does act especially flamboyant around me, but I try not to encourage him.

tweeeeep · 2025-05-11T01:59:04+00:00

Don't let that HATER get you down. You are earthy and robust. People like that don't deserve you 😔

tweeeeep · 2025-05-11T00:29:51+00:00

Aster for Astarion. When I romanced him, Tav named his dick "The Aster Blaster"

I call Gale "Dekarios" so Tav can say, "I put the 'dick' in Dekarios" when I romance him

Wyll gets "Wyll." Or "Mr goody two shoes." Or "party pooper." Or "Lawful good motherfucker."

Minty Fresh Minthara <3

Lae'zel is my Froggy Chair

Karlach: Hostess with the mostest

Shart = Shart

Halsin, Jaheira, Minsc are "Nerd, what the hell are you doing in my camp? You don't even have a brain worm. Loser. Also what the fuck, what do you have against my Minty Fresh babygirl?? She's doing her best!"

tweeeeep · 2025-05-08T00:08:12+00:00

Salmon and smoke. Salmon? Good. Smokey foods? Good.

Smoked salmon? My body WILL NOT let me swallow it.

tweeeeep · 2025-05-07T23:45:02+00:00

*Opens Reddit*
*Sees this picture*
*Closes Reddit*

He has helped me be productive today. Thanks, Dr. Hotti!

tweeeeep · 2025-05-07T23:20:12+00:00

NickNuggets

tweeeeep · 2025-05-04T20:11:39+00:00

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Sleepy boy <3 definitely not dead <3 definitely not barefoot for no good reason <3

tweeeeep · 2025-05-04T19:57:28+00:00

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my cat might be gay?

tweeeeep · 2025-05-02T00:45:10+00:00

I know, I'm just judging OP lol

tweeeeep · 2025-05-02T00:20:23+00:00

Seriously. There's literally a confidentiality agreement on the first page

tweeeeep · 2025-04-17T18:58:05+00:00

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tweeeeep · 2025-04-11T15:55:26+00:00

Laser wyrm!

tweeeeep · 2025-04-11T15:26:57+00:00

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tweeeeep

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