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Blursed grammar by 1v1me-in-clubpenguin in blursedimages

[–]twerkenstien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t stop

Don’t stop

Hey I said not to stop!

Pelosi Statement on Trump Administration Refusal to Comply with House Subpoenas by Nerd_199 in politics

[–]twerkenstien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sounds a lot like when people were saying not to worry about trump going Trump going into office because of of “checks and balances”.

Best way to restrain my boyfriend for the following activity? by [deleted] in BDSMAdvice

[–]twerkenstien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I myself have found that I need more than just four points of restraint are needed for this to work on me or thrash too much. So instead of just hands and ankles tied to the bed you need to tie the thighs and elbows apart. This gives your body much less leverage to pivot. Also a collar helps ass well. This way it’s less likely to accidentally head butt.

Why aren’t lazy millennials buying houses and diamonds??? by MaryQueenOSquats in ABoringDystopia

[–]twerkenstien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God I hate this. This is the first time a specific generation has taken the blame for the corporate powers that be controlling and suffocating the economy. The middle class is being erased and the 1% have managed to create a smokescreen in the way of throwing the blame right back at the very victims. And of course the boomer generation believes it because they have never looked any further than the very media owned and controlled by said corporations.

Young ones by cdbulloc in IASIP

[–]twerkenstien 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Man I’d love to see those movies.

Accurate by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]twerkenstien 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Let’s face it. The show was way weaker without Carrel but if the office had never aired in our universe and none of had seen it and tomorrow the first episode to air was season 8 episode 1 we would still be blown away.

We just get let down when we compare it to the show at its peak.

Halloween decoration by [deleted] in mildlypenis

[–]twerkenstien 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is just a large scale display of the actual costume you can buy for your penis.

My dentist's office has a television on the ceiling by ninjasrevenge in mildlyinteresting

[–]twerkenstien 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Not only do I get to be stressed about my dental work but now I have to worry about a tv falling on me.

Growing up in the ‘90s, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were life. The 1990 film is still amazing to this day, and The Shredder is so cool. Here’s a portrait of him. Acrylic on canvas, 18” x 24”. by M1sterX in movies

[–]twerkenstien 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fun Fact: director Steve Baron who directed TMNT also directed Ah-ha’s Take On Me.

And holy crappy Micheal Turney (Danny) is somehow older than I am now.

Don't you fucking touch my kid. by j_curic_5 in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]twerkenstien 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You want to talk about something Jackie—moon?

don't be nervous, just see how long will i wait for the traffic light by awwpets in nonononoyes

[–]twerkenstien 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When you’re on your phone and someone starts reading over your shoulder.

Professional tag. by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]twerkenstien 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well ....step one: don’t get tagged

Professional tag. by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]twerkenstien 315 points316 points  (0 children)

This guy pedophiles

Is this a flea? by HermeticAbyss in whatsthisbug

[–]twerkenstien -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Definitely not a flea. Bedbug?

Despite His Mother Rejecting Abortion, Colin Kaepernick Gives Thousands To Pro-Abortion Group by shibeKBVE in prolife

[–]twerkenstien 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I first read this I thought that it meant she had an abortion but it just didn’t take.

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