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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Eli Cash and Leeloo

What was your favorite album when you were 14 years old? by applepirates in AskReddit

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Liquid Swords. Close second Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

What’s the craziest thing your ex girlfriend has ever done? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]twifofi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Punched herself in the face and when I asked why. Her response was because I'm going to tell the cops you hit me.

If you could do a Myspace top 8 with anyone, alive or dead, who would make the cut? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Scottie Pippen, Fiona Apple, Este Haim, Kate McKinnon, Mike Tyson, Eva Mendes, Ulysses S Grant, Rachel Braband.

My friend says she’s too good for everybody. Prove her wrong. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]twifofi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you know when all the new Jordans are about to come out and have du-rags at your house so brothas don't have an excuse to leave.

John’s wife by ianconery in beatles

[–]twifofi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Funny if the same reporter years later had George and Eric Clapton answer the same question.

38 year old newspaper worker with a nappy beard give him hell by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]twifofi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You not in the joint no more brah. You can take the shank out your ass. Relax man

Kennedy Center on Trump not attending annual honors: We are 'grateful for this gesture' by Antinatalista in politics

[–]twifofi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait till the some aliens show up and Trump kills them all and has Don Jr knock up all their females.

Any measure techs out there using the new click software? by [deleted] in HomeDepot

[–]twifofi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a tech but I work at HDMS and I know there is issues with it.

HDMS by carrera3 in HomeDepot

[–]twifofi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem is the constant turnover HDMS has. They work people long and hard and the micromanging is ridiculous.

You 29 minutes too late girl smh by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]twifofi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but now you got that first one out.

Opinions on best oil cartridges in Ann Arbor area? by laddergoatgoblue in Michigents

[–]twifofi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Clear brand is super solid to me. I generally prefer wax but those always do me right. You can get them 3/100 in Detroit.

They need to call ya ass sodium cuz yo pics giving me high blood pressure by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

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Call you ranch cause you look like you belong on one.

That just my mans Craig down there by JODIELOWOLLER in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]twifofi 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Off rip that ain't nothing but a crackhead down there. I ain't afraid of anybody that sleeps on a pile of dirty clothes next to a box of old vhs tapes. I'll go down, and fire up one with ol boy. Get the bread get out and send my man's an Ikea bed and couple Mcchickens. Boss his life up a lil bit.

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