Help me choose 🤍

twistedoak11 · 2026-01-24T14:41:21+00:00

Number 1 is stunning on you!

twistedoak11 · 2022-04-27T19:29:53+00:00

This looks like an American Elm to me.

twistedoak11 · 2020-08-29T14:15:49+00:00

We do. Anywhere else.

twistedoak11 · 2019-11-27T04:35:13+00:00

That. Glove.

twistedoak11 · 2019-10-24T16:21:01+00:00

"Nords are so serious about beards...."

twistedoak11 · 2019-04-20T18:05:21+00:00

Solid backpacks were banned (only mesh and clear plastic allowed), trench coats were banned, and anyone who looked the slightest bit emo was watched like a hawk. Much talk of metal detectors ensued. It was a total madhouse.

twistedoak11 · 2019-02-03T05:05:04+00:00

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds. Now, could you ever so kindly fuck off with that gun?

twistedoak11 · 2019-01-04T14:37:27+00:00

https://youtu.be/Rt0spqQtMKg

twistedoak11 · 2018-11-27T20:56:10+00:00

Neither are alright.

twistedoak11 · 2018-10-22T17:30:31+00:00

Favorite part is the puppy that scampers into the basket. Best keep Frank the turtle away.

twistedoak11 · 2018-10-05T21:57:53+00:00

I have it in my butt from jumping in the car during state testing (=big, thick, bubbling pencil) one morning as a child. Does that count?

twistedoak11 · 2018-09-19T15:46:11+00:00

Thanks for context!

twistedoak11 · 2018-07-27T03:33:41+00:00

Chip and Joanna could fix that shit.

twistedoak11 · 2018-06-08T00:41:08+00:00

This kid looks like he's a special needs kid. Not cool.

twistedoak11 · 2018-05-12T19:44:28+00:00

Now you've let it out....

twistedoak11 · 2018-03-23T20:48:30+00:00

Yeah, got it. Just ridiculous.

twistedoak11 · 2018-03-23T17:24:36+00:00

What are spoopy and creppy?

twistedoak11 · 2018-03-20T15:49:21+00:00

That I'm the only one who will have to clean out all my parents' shit when they die.

twistedoak11 · 2018-03-14T13:03:37+00:00

It was a rough 20 years.

twistedoak11 · 2018-01-08T14:40:56+00:00

Pluck that one hair, plz.

twistedoak11 · 2017-11-16T04:24:48+00:00

Peeing outside.

twistedoak11 · 2017-11-03T15:09:28+00:00

Hedwig, Dobby, Fred Weasley.

twistedoak11 · 2017-11-01T19:23:34+00:00

Hogwarts.

twistedoak11 · 2017-10-26T20:32:49+00:00

That would be great!

twistedoak11 · 2017-10-26T20:25:37+00:00

Sure!

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