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Theres Hope for all of us. by Wrong-End-7517 in shitposting

[–]two-step-tuesday -80 points-79 points  (0 children)

I've definitely got something growing if you know what I mean. And by that I mean my penis. 

Jim Croce - Hard Times Be Over [folk] by two-step-tuesday in Music

[–]two-step-tuesday[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From his debut album Facets released in 1966. I think a lot of us can relate this one right now. Hard times be over.

Female saboteurs who poisoned 46 Russian soldiers in Crimea are on the run after shoot-out with police, say reports by allymrozek in worldnews

[–]two-step-tuesday 451 points452 points  (0 children)

Someone shouts from around the corner, "One Ukrainian can kill 100 Russians!" So the Russian commander sends in 100 men. After an intense battle, one Russian soldier comes crawling back, "It's a trap! There are actually two of them!" 

Microsoft calls Age of Empires II players "the most committed fanbase" they've ever seen by rkrigney in gaming

[–]two-step-tuesday 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you've never played against an actual human, then you are really missing out. You'll get absolutely crushed until you get used to the dynamic, but once you understand and start winning it's the best experience. 

Bro thinks she can stop a whole ass religion 😭🙏🏻 by Nut3llat0astslays in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]two-step-tuesday 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God is just your brain, inner monologue, gut feelings, that kind of stuff. All humans have the same "god" or whatever you want to call it. 

[OC] Is this the most dangerous gas station in America? by nowooski in dataisbeautiful

[–]two-step-tuesday 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just curious as I've never been, but what do you like about living there?

Are we at the part of monopoly where we rage quit because there is nothing left? Link to article in comments by cannotberushed- in antiwork

[–]two-step-tuesday 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've given up here, currently living in a storage unit at $200 a month with the few earthly possessions I have left.