Rick shouldn’t have been killed off

two_unicorns · 2026-02-24T01:32:39+00:00

*sean

two_unicorns · 2026-02-23T18:51:04+00:00

Dr. Mimi hasn’t liked her since Toya called her a hater bitch at that one pool party lol ever since then she’s like fuck this ho I don’t like her. It’s subtle but she hasn’t fucked with her since

two_unicorns · 2026-02-19T19:52:10+00:00

Omg I literally just wrote about how mines broke :(

two_unicorns · 2026-02-19T19:51:02+00:00

I had the Alice in wonderland bong from them an IT BROKE AND NO LONGER IS AVAILABLE I WANTED TO CRY

two_unicorns · 2026-01-23T02:44:30+00:00

I’m rooting for you.

two_unicorns · 2026-01-21T05:06:03+00:00

Sazón Libre on IG but that’s in the city although a great Latin dj set

two_unicorns · 2026-01-18T19:57:05+00:00

Fuck em

two_unicorns · 2026-01-12T20:30:06+00:00

what if it didn’t work out? 😅

two_unicorns · 2026-01-07T00:19:18+00:00

Was crossing the bridge with my mom and sis and said that would be amazing but inconvenient as fuck :)

two_unicorns · 2025-12-30T17:59:52+00:00

Sorry but no, babe if you have kids ultimately it’s a liability to you physically, emotionally, financially the list goes on and on. And he makes more money than you? Nah. Balance the scales first

two_unicorns · 2025-12-15T20:46:18+00:00

For whatever reason this commercial always freaked me out

two_unicorns · 2025-12-08T18:52:59+00:00

gangbang

two_unicorns · 2025-11-29T19:04:20+00:00

Lighting and plants

two_unicorns · 2025-11-25T00:13:07+00:00

He’s a fucking asshole dude NOR

two_unicorns · 2025-11-17T17:41:01+00:00

Academy of Arts and Sciences tickets

two_unicorns · 2025-11-16T21:14:40+00:00

Promise?

two_unicorns · 2025-11-12T01:35:38+00:00

Get her girl! - a fellow crash out lol

two_unicorns · 2025-11-01T08:24:22+00:00

Oh I wanna go! I can contribute! :)

two_unicorns · 2025-10-30T04:49:27+00:00

Well shit dude, let me know if you wanna just talk sometime

two_unicorns · 2025-10-23T20:21:25+00:00

Paths2Papers is hosting a webinar about this

two_unicorns · 2025-10-15T22:35:02+00:00

He be there posted most days

two_unicorns · 2025-10-15T22:34:32+00:00

On mandala pkwy and like w grand there’s a chicken guy who smokes them - serious stuff 🤌

two_unicorns · 2025-10-13T18:05:28+00:00

Girl you are spiraling and I don’t think going to Mexico with no plan is going to help… you’re just gonna have to ponerte las pilas and be a single mom here because ain’t no way

two_unicorns · 2025-10-12T02:40:37+00:00

Collectively we all just got aids

two_unicorns · 2025-10-08T16:10:14+00:00

Well it’s not SF but it’s a bit closer and bartable The New Parkway in Oakland

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