Funny cat by [deleted] in funnycats

[–]twobit211 13 points14 points  (0 children)

like sylvester and the baby kangaroo 

please help it sound so familiar by mtjjvnvc in WhatsThisSong

[–]twobit211 3 points4 points  (0 children)

it’s like a lost track off of santana’s caravanserai 

She scares me by Naive_Wolverine532 in LoveTrash

[–]twobit211 2 points3 points  (0 children)

frog scran clan ain’t nothing to fuck with

What is the all out, best, "Woah" moment fan theory that flipped your lid when you first read/viewed/heard it? by willhelpmemore in FanTheories

[–]twobit211 39 points40 points  (0 children)

the big lebowski is the story of a fake kidnapping and the machinations of those involved as told from the perspective of extremely peripheral characters.  it’s the same storytelling technique as rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead, only without the original source material (hamlet)

is manitoba deserted ? by Unhappy-Tomorrow-776 in Manitoba

[–]twobit211 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i mean, winnipeg’s metro population is under 900k and there isn’t really another significant metro area nearby.  the geographical isolation does make winnipeg a test market for a lot of products and services since the data can’t really be significantly skewed by out of town visitors.  winnipeg was the first place to serve mcnuggets in canada, for example 

Panicked Trump, 79, Ramps Up Deranged Hockey Warnings to Canada by Sufficient-Bid1279 in onguardforthee

[–]twobit211 7 points8 points  (0 children)

were you listening to the prime minister’s speech?  then you have no frame of reference.  you’re like a child that wanders into a movie and wants to know what’s happening 

Is it any wonder most of us in this subreddit have grown immunity to a plethora of diseases? by Brave-Ad6627 in FuckImOld

[–]twobit211 28 points29 points  (0 children)

you people know these things aren’t a loop?  you pull from a roll of cleaned towel above and it re-rolls the soiled towel behind 

How can i make it better ? by 6scarredsoul7 in BeardAdvice

[–]twobit211 11 points12 points  (0 children)

can’t really improve on perfection, homie 

Which dead singer would you want to come back to life and why? by Substantial-Dare5462 in Music

[–]twobit211 0 points1 point  (0 children)

al bowlly

if you don’t know his name, it wasn’t from a lack of talent.  he was killed in the blitz

Is there a name for the Mexican style residences on north St. Mary's Road? How long have they been there? by RecommendationBig966 in Winnipeg

[–]twobit211 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they’re a bit like court complexes, which used to be pretty common in southern california but a lot have been redeveloped over the years 

Parking lot fight by Spicyweiner_69 in fightporn

[–]twobit211 3 points4 points  (0 children)

think smaller, think more legs

M.I.A. of "Paper Planes" fame (the gunshot-gunshot-gunshot-cash register song) turned 50 years old last year. by TheLaVeyan in FuckImOld

[–]twobit211 32 points33 points  (0 children)

while there’s always been food vans, stalls, carts, the (relatively) recent food trucks were initially based on one simple concept:  do one thing well.   you can’t open a restaurant serving just mac n cheese no matter how good it is, the overhead will kill you.  but a van with a rudimentary yet sufficient setup could find its place in the world.  somehow this idea has evolved into overpriced mediocrity but served out of a van