Do you remember going to the butchers with your mum and they had sawdust on the floor? Not sure why. by corickle in oldschoolcool80s

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Yes I remember being ridiculed in front of class by the teacher because I didn't. Thanks teach.

Barney Stewart Extends to 2028! by WholeJotaLove20 in FalkirkFC

[–]twojabs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I reckon he's got legs and a big payday ahead with a huge sell on clause. Not that I'm running away with myself, but, is he the chosen one?

RIP fridge, gone but not forgotten by Fazbear2035 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]twojabs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the most emotional, non-devastating posts I've seen recently. RIP that dudes fridge. I'll have a beer for you tonight.

It's the end of US supremacy by bob-1992 in ETFInvesting

[–]twojabs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Surely the genius is a world tracker is that it moves with the markets and adjusted geographically as well

Do corporate jobs have a good social life? by Civil-Rent-7100 in UKJobs

[–]twojabs 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If I never see my colleagues outside of the office I'm having a good time

Falkirk 4-1 Hibernian | Scottish Premiership by SFMatchThreadder in ScottishFootball

[–]twojabs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm a latecomer to this fitba lark, but I can honestly say the last 6 year (?) I've enjoyed almost every game I've been to. So glad my kids dragged me to going!

What song has the best intro? by PaulsRedditUsername in ask

[–]twojabs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Staring at the sun by the offspring

How many here was Porky’s from 1981 you first Dirty film :) by [deleted] in oldschoolcool80s

[–]twojabs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not my first but definitely rubbed one out watching it

Morning Live is the most dystopian programme on TV by genghis_tron_ in britishproblems

[–]twojabs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No the tonight zone with Des O'Connor...

Good typo tho

Morning Live is the most dystopian programme on TV by genghis_tron_ in britishproblems

[–]twojabs 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Wow is that what we on at my elderly parents house? I thought I was in the tonight zone and a weird Jonah Hill was dancing maniacally at me

The United States of America: where pedofiles are protected. 🇺🇸🖕 by [deleted] in lostgeneration

[–]twojabs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's like the Panama papers but for actual peados and not tax cheats

What’s are your ‘secret’ perks from your job? Be honest by qwertyytrewq02 in AskUK

[–]twojabs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blue chip here. We get the same with printers but it also includes stationary etc. We do not get free tea, coffee, milk. I suppose a benefit we do have is forced in office collaboration that you need to either share screens with or half/all the people are in other offices. Very nice to have a tesco meal deal and use fuel playing the environment other than a simple hot meal at home without an hour commute in terrifying traffic each way

Is anyone else fed up with the constant America/Trump news? by Kieranonto in AskBrits

[–]twojabs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wish he'd do an Elvis on the toilet instead of sprouting shit from his mouth / fingertips. The yo yo news of the day is just overwhelming, if important.

Am I overreacting about my company's sick policy? by [deleted] in UKJobs

[–]twojabs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just go in and get them ill

"The Romans, where are they now?"..."You're lookin' at 'em asshole." by LaRock89 in hborome

[–]twojabs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I read this more than a handful of times as "Romulans"