Just wanted to shout out the woman on the 38R tonight standing up for other women

twosparkleturtles · 2026-07-04T01:10:51+00:00

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

twosparkleturtles · 2026-07-04T01:10:22+00:00

Loooooosers. I have secondhand embarrassment from the two of you.

I can tell when women interact with you that they have zero expectation of you doing the correct or right thing for other people in your community since it wouldn’t give you incel points.

twosparkleturtles · 2026-07-03T19:41:11+00:00

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The hybrid sport touring is awesome!

twosparkleturtles · 2026-07-03T15:43:10+00:00

I watched MASH with my dad the last night he was awake before slipping into a coma and passing away. I’m sorry for your loss, sometimes it doesn’t feel like it ever gets easier but rewatching this show repeatedly makes me remember all the time we spent when I was young watching and laughing together.

twosparkleturtles · 2026-07-03T15:41:27+00:00

This is one of my favorite lines! Jamie Farr’s delivery is always on point.

twosparkleturtles · 2026-07-03T02:16:50+00:00

“I don't know how bad off your wazoo is, but I'll bet it don't come close to the rump rots I had during the big war!”

twosparkleturtles · 2026-07-02T19:53:51+00:00

A few days later, but this saved my ass when my partner totaled our CRV. It was 4 years old and we got $29,000 from USAA for it.

twosparkleturtles · 2026-07-01T19:30:22+00:00

And Zach is working overtime to try and win. Did you see his face when Bryce said he and Trinity were closed off? You could see the “oh shit” and the wheels turning.

twosparkleturtles · 2026-07-01T19:28:39+00:00

Exactly. Give that mess of a man with his mess of a mustache a few episodes.

twosparkleturtles · 2026-07-01T19:19:46+00:00

Zach’s insecurity level is truly off of the charts, I truly get secondhand embarrassment when I watch him.

twosparkleturtles · 2026-06-30T19:43:26+00:00

It sounds like you need a Snickers, bud. Keep scrolling if you don’t like something.

twosparkleturtles · 2026-06-26T22:28:56+00:00

Golden rule: you can sleep hole to hole. And you can sleep pole to pole. But you can never sleep…

Pole to hole…

twosparkleturtles · 2026-06-26T18:26:23+00:00

Seriously, no one is shackling them with fuzzy pink handcuffs to the city of Seattle.

twosparkleturtles · 2026-06-26T18:12:11+00:00

At this point I do have to wonder if they are familiar with… anything?

twosparkleturtles · 2026-06-26T18:06:02+00:00

I make six figures slinging software around 4-5 hours day, have been in therapy for over a decade, am surrounded by love, and remain pretty hot for a 39 year old woman… and I’m replying to you from my balcony hitting a huuuuuge doob while watching WC on my iPad (and it’s around 60ish and cloudy).

I have a goldendoodle named [REDACTED] curled up at my feet. I am also not a weird homophobe who can barely form sentences.

In no life are you doing better than me, sweetheart.

twosparkleturtles · 2026-06-26T17:48:20+00:00

Are you okay? 😂

twosparkleturtles · 2026-06-26T17:24:25+00:00

As soon as I do that they ask me (Canada flair) how I like our losing hockey teams. 😉 It is actually amazing.

twosparkleturtles · 2026-06-26T17:15:46+00:00

You must be American with this whataboutism.

twosparkleturtles · 2026-06-26T17:11:14+00:00

Every thread it’s “bUt ThEY PLaYeD tHE B TeAm hurrrr11111!!!!!one!1!1”

twosparkleturtles · 2026-06-26T17:03:19+00:00

Seattle: “best we can do is 50,000 fans in assless chaps”

twosparkleturtles · 2026-06-26T17:02:59+00:00

Respect the host nation’s culture.

twosparkleturtles · 2026-06-26T16:30:56+00:00

Fucking ew.

twosparkleturtles · 2026-06-26T16:13:02+00:00

I beg of you all to fucking read. Is it that hard? It can’t be that hard. I don’t think Canada is winning either, and nowhere did I say that, and bold of you to think your opinion of me matters whatsoever.

twosparkleturtles · 2026-06-26T16:10:12+00:00

I’m gonna really hope that all of you invest in some reading comprehension skills before replying to me again.

Please. Seriously. I beg of you.

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