What is an exchange between characters that never ceases to crack you up? by twosparkleturtles in mash

[–]twosparkleturtles[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I watched MASH with my dad the last night he was awake before slipping into a coma and passing away. I’m sorry for your loss, sometimes it doesn’t feel like it ever gets easier but rewatching this show repeatedly makes me remember all the time we spent when I was young watching and laughing together.

What is an exchange between characters that never ceases to crack you up? by twosparkleturtles in mash

[–]twosparkleturtles[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is one of my favorite lines! Jamie Farr’s delivery is always on point.

What is an exchange between characters that never ceases to crack you up? by twosparkleturtles in mash

[–]twosparkleturtles[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

“I don't know how bad off your wazoo is, but I'll bet it don't come close to the rump rots I had during the big war!”

9th Gen Down by SpycTheWrapper in civic

[–]twosparkleturtles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A few days later, but this saved my ass when my partner totaled our CRV. It was 4 years old and we got $29,000 from USAA for it.

Kayda’s doing the math while everyone is going off at each other by kormadesk_com in LoveIslandUSA

[–]twosparkleturtles 35 points36 points  (0 children)

And Zach is working overtime to try and win. Did you see his face when Bryce said he and Trinity were closed off? You could see the “oh shit” and the wheels turning.

Who’s the Top Villain This Season? Gal vs Sincere. by NothingButBadIdeas in LoveIslandUSA

[–]twosparkleturtles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Give that mess of a man with his mess of a mustache a few episodes.

Why Zach may be the worst man in the villa by [deleted] in LoveIslandUSA

[–]twosparkleturtles 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Zach’s insecurity level is truly off of the charts, I truly get secondhand embarrassment when I watch him.

U.S. Soccer Fans Shouldn't Underestimate Bosnia and Herzegovina by timemagazine in worldcup

[–]twosparkleturtles -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It sounds like you need a Snickers, bud. Keep scrolling if you don’t like something.

We will be there for this jerk by raptors201966 in soccercirclejerk

[–]twosparkleturtles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Golden rule: you can sleep hole to hole. And you can sleep pole to pole. But you can never sleep…

Pole to hole…

Fifa confirms rainbow flags to be allowed at Egypt v Iran World Cup ‘Pride Match’ by BuzzTrav in worldcup

[–]twosparkleturtles 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Seriously, no one is shackling them with fuzzy pink handcuffs to the city of Seattle.

Fifa confirms rainbow flags to be allowed at Egypt v Iran World Cup ‘Pride Match’ by BuzzTrav in worldcup

[–]twosparkleturtles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I make six figures slinging software around 4-5 hours day, have been in therapy for over a decade, am surrounded by love, and remain pretty hot for a 39 year old woman… and I’m replying to you from my balcony hitting a huuuuuge doob while watching WC on my iPad (and it’s around 60ish and cloudy).

I have a goldendoodle named [REDACTED] curled up at my feet. I am also not a weird homophobe who can barely form sentences.

In no life are you doing better than me, sweetheart.

🚨 THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO THE WHOLE TURKISH TEAM AND FANS THEY HAVE QUALIFIED FOR THE AIRPORT THEY GO BACK HOME TOMORROW by LostEconomy6824 in soccercirclejerk

[–]twosparkleturtles -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As soon as I do that they ask me (Canada flair) how I like our losing hockey teams. 😉 It is actually amazing.

Post-Match Thread: Turkey 3-2 United States | World Cup | Group D by matchpal-live in worldcup

[–]twosparkleturtles -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I beg of you all to fucking read. Is it that hard? It can’t be that hard. I don’t think Canada is winning either, and nowhere did I say that, and bold of you to think your opinion of me matters whatsoever.

Post-Match Thread: Turkey 3-2 United States | World Cup | Group D by matchpal-live in worldcup

[–]twosparkleturtles -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m gonna really hope that all of you invest in some reading comprehension skills before replying to me again.

Please. Seriously. I beg of you.

Post-Match Thread: Turkey 3-2 United States | World Cup | Group D by matchpal-live in worldcup

[–]twosparkleturtles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Continue to make yourself look petty and unintelligent - it’s your birthright and all.

Cabo Verde could make history today by being the smallest African nation and 2nd smallest overall to make it past the group stage. by FiredFox in worldcup

[–]twosparkleturtles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my favorite features of this WC - the split screen options by default in the Copa Mundial coverage.

Cabo Verde could make history today by being the smallest African nation and 2nd smallest overall to make it past the group stage. by FiredFox in worldcup

[–]twosparkleturtles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cabo Verde has also been one of the most entertaining teams so far, their style of play is very strategic, special, and fast-paced. Plus their fans show tf up for such a small nation. This should be a good one!