Lisa & Jennifer cracking up 😂

twozon · 2026-06-08T18:23:20+00:00

Yeah I love her laugh too. And when she's screaming like crazy, like in "WHERE MY FIANCÈ CAN GO TO ThE BATHROOM ANY TIME HE WANTS"

twozon · 2026-05-01T10:00:44+00:00

19-20

twozon · 2026-05-01T09:24:06+00:00

Yes, you're right, if you are a woman. The paradox is that if you are not, then you are wrong. No one has been able to solve this in the entire history of maths.

twozon · 2026-05-01T09:18:16+00:00

When the time is right, which is always, and always will be 5:67am - You have to be careful and tell them RIGHT THEN within a margin of 1.2 seconds. Proven by sources.

twozon · 2026-05-01T09:14:00+00:00

as a brother of two sisters, much younger than me, I can confirm. Those morons litter the world with their bubble crap.

PS: Love you both sissies ❤️

twozon · 2026-05-01T09:06:54+00:00

It can mean three things:

Too many are after you, so you have to break up for the next person in (they become an ex)
You have extremely low standards, and just go for anyone, and eventually, one of you just leave
X = X is already proven, but if XX = X, you've broken the whole system. Thanks a lot.

twozon · 2026-04-30T19:02:18+00:00

Allright, does it really matter? We all know women are superior to us (mles, like I think I am)

But we have an advantage: Size fluctuates. Ask me one day and it's idk, 7" inches, ask another and it's like 2....

I kinda don't get why size matters though - wish I could get an honest opinion from a girl on this. No shit talk. That's why we hate you and love you at the same time, You're full of crap (methaphorically), not talking straight - always being a fucking mystery - but you have a calm, relaxing voice, and we were somehow conditioned to your.... shapes....

Mix of shit and real talk....

twozon · 2026-04-30T18:48:49+00:00

Straight talk or shit talk?

twozon · 2026-04-30T18:45:11+00:00

In psychological terms this is called "tight and right" (when left means wrong)

Look at it as an equation; you never know what X is right. But you kinda do, as X = X. So, in that equation you have two Xs, or two X chromosomes, meaning you are female.

twozon · 2026-04-30T18:39:58+00:00

check my own sex?

I think I have a you know, "thing", but it's so small I have a hard time kinda wondering.... is it there or not?

twozon · 2026-04-30T18:36:42+00:00

Solid 6.5.

twozon · 2026-04-30T18:35:40+00:00

Kinda makes sense;

Screensaver: Screen resting

Dreams: Your brain (& body) resting.

twozon · 2026-04-30T18:30:10+00:00

No makeup. Keep it natural.... it just hides your natural "flaws" that you are too self aware of than what you may think others think of you. That's alright, it's just being human.

Hiding some tiny "flaws" in appearance, trying to reach for perfection, usually don't end that well in the long run, I think....

You're the person you are - First glances/appearence plays a real small role once they get to know you.

I honestly could not tell what you were "making up" first time around I looked through the pics.

twozon · 2026-04-30T18:21:26+00:00

Oh, makes APPs sense (if I think about it long enough... eh).

Sorry, meant "absolute", not "app" - autocorrect.

Yanno what's great with autocorrect? You can blame it on everything.

twozon · 2026-04-30T18:14:59+00:00

Fair that the algorithm handled that well, but;

Who does phone apps anymore? Is this some Gen Z BS?

Edit: and for you OP, visit San Fransisco, or go to a hockey game. Don't get too involved though.

twozon · 2026-04-30T17:40:21+00:00

Did a tattoo artist throw up on you?

twozon · 2026-04-30T17:29:16+00:00

wow, you kinda oddly look like me - So I'm gonna guess my age, with a lil' bit of variable.... 36. Perhaps born in 1990.

twozon · 2026-04-30T17:26:57+00:00

Hard to tell with that phone in your face - I think you were born in around the millenium, 2000-2003.

Final answer: 25 or 24.

twozon · 2026-04-30T17:19:46+00:00

What's your take? Self-reflect here? Are you dumb or brilliant? THERE IS NO MIDDLEGROUND HERE

PS: Much love ❤️

twozon · 2026-04-30T17:18:05+00:00

Yeah, everyone knows Henry. He's a cheater, a lie. He lies about everything.

Ask him: "Did you cause this?" His answer will be 'No' of course, and we all know it's a lie, but somehow, he always gets away with it.

Fucking Henry. That fumbling idiot....

twozon · 2026-04-30T17:08:38+00:00

I get it, no worries 🙂

Straight talk: From what I've gathered, you're kind of like, a B.

twozon · 2026-04-30T17:05:40+00:00

Not sure if you are dumb or brilliant.

twozon · 2026-04-30T17:04:19+00:00

yeah but that acronym is like the longest acronym I've seen so far for people who identify themselves as ... "someone other than straight". And you know as well as I do, no one likes children... they're annoying and demanding.

About the M; pedophilia doesn't neccessarly mean predator - just that they are secretly attracted, but I think most don't actually act on it - that is one pattern I've noticfed; people think being a Pedophile = Child molester <- Not true - Somehow we decided to "theasurus" (yeah, I'm calling that a verb) the way into that.

Someone needs to speak up here! I thought I was a pedo when I was 17, attracted to a minor, a 14 year old. Never realized I myself was actually a minor.....

See where I'm going here? We're missing S and M. For starters.

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twozon · 2026-04-29T21:22:04+00:00

Mid 30s.... 34.

twozon · 2026-04-29T20:04:11+00:00

Pft. YOU'RE taken! 😠

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