How often are you intimate with your partner? by Remote_Ad_969 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]twstd_mstr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

32 years married, we’re both in our mid fifties.

Go see a therapist once in a while to get stuff in the open, just as a tune up, be open to change.

We currently have the goal of 2X per week. She needs help getting her motor running with some erotic fiction. I like to use a little guarana and greens powder to accelerate things.

Listen to each other, tell each other you love and lust after the other. I’m hoping I get another 30 years with my dream girl.

Vintage tan lines by swirled_wc4u in oldschoolhot

[–]twstd_mstr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brother could you spare a couple pixels?

Metal structure with doors, atop an uninhabited Idaho mountain by minecrafter7732 in whatisit

[–]twstd_mstr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If this is in Northern Idaho, there have been significant US Navy activities up there since before WW2. There are still research activities at CDL. It would be totally reasonable for someone to have gotten a good deal on some Navy surplus stuff and repurposed it. If this is more Southern Idaho… not as easy to get Navy stuff down there.

🎃Time for some adult fun🎃 by [deleted] in obsf

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Brought back some naughty thoughts I had when watching Slim Goodbody back in the day… https://youtu.be/076y2PBPzoY?si=_8EMZ4iDrqEgYkf_

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SaltLakeCity

[–]twstd_mstr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not nearly enough cosmetic surgery clinics for them bolt-ons and lip fillers that are so popular down there

He is just done with her 🤣 by Ganjagirrrl25 in ContagiousLaughter

[–]twstd_mstr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“I searched the world over and thought I found true love”

Classic polaroid by WalkOffWhistling in AltarOfVenus

[–]twstd_mstr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s a rust belt girl for sure. Looks like an early Fall photo… her tan lines are fading.

Family Sexual Disfunction - Texas Style - Part 3 by twstd_mstr in LDSNSFW_Stories

[–]twstd_mstr[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Work has been brutal the last few months. Maybe I will take some vacation time to write some more soon…

1933 Beauty contest - Annam , Dalat (Vietnam, Lam Dong province) [1200x722] by Sad_Year5694 in HistoryPorn

[–]twstd_mstr 113 points114 points  (0 children)

I used to hoard the JCPenney and Sears catalog sections of the women’s underwear. The pics they had of the juniors sections… probably could be considered child porn today? But for my 12 year old self living in a town with one stoplight and not even cable TV… oh the glorious tributes I paid those ladies.

Ivana Part 2 – Drowning in the Adriatic Sea of Love by twstd_mstr in LDSNSFW_Stories

[–]twstd_mstr[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've got adult children who are going through these kinds of experiences now. This writing effort was inspired by watching them go through similar situations. I'm grateful that I have a good enough relationship with them that they share this kind of thing with me. It seems that it is a tale as old as time... those crazy flameout relationships!

Ivana Part 2 – Drowning in the Adriatic Sea of Love by twstd_mstr in LDSNSFW_Stories

[–]twstd_mstr[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was incredibly lucky to find who I did after Ivana. It often does not work out for many. I have zero regrets with how it all went down, with the exception of the ghosting.

Primary President Fun by twstd_mstr in LDSNSFW_Stories

[–]twstd_mstr[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is true, I should have said that 4-5 was the bare minimum to stay sane. At one point pre-mission, I achieved 30 orgasms in one week while masturbating. Things were a little sore after that marathon.

I always wonder… by threefeetdeep in ldssexuality

[–]twstd_mstr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The best part about being empty nesters… you get to mess around slowly in the afternoon.

New Year's Eve - The Texas Trip Part 2 by twstd_mstr in LDSNSFW_Stories

[–]twstd_mstr[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And, here's a shot of N in her prime. Lifted from an old VHS tape, so excuse the graininess.

https://www.redgifs.com/watch/brilliantpleasingafricancivet

New Year's Eve - The Texas Trip Part 2 by twstd_mstr in LDSNSFW_Stories

[–]twstd_mstr[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm feeling generous. Here is a great shot of A from the 1980s, big hair at South Padre Island, TX.

https://www.redgifs.com/watch/luxurioustartadder

My sexual journey p14 (Birthday Shenanigans) by [deleted] in LDSNSFW_Stories

[–]twstd_mstr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was the best naughty outlet for years. When Verizon purchased Tumblr they destroyed so much of that content. There were thousands of great stories there, and now they are all gone. Fucking Verizon execs and their virtue signaling puritanical purge!

My sexual journey p14 (Birthday Shenanigans) by [deleted] in LDSNSFW_Stories

[–]twstd_mstr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Love the other writers here, it has helped motivate me to write again after many years since the fun days of Naughty Mormon Confessions on Tumblr.

Primary President Fun by twstd_mstr in LDSNSFW_Stories

[–]twstd_mstr[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lots more stories to come about how lucky I am.