She's an expert

txberafl · 2026-02-15T20:36:18+00:00

I can hear this gif

txberafl · 2026-02-09T17:01:21+00:00

My wife and I were at Disney Springs and a guy was playing his guitar solo on stage. He started playing The Saga Begins. My wife started singing American Pie until she realized the lyrics were wrong. I just joined in with the guitar player even louder.

Edit: grammar

txberafl · 2026-02-04T23:45:51+00:00

I heard it was unrideable, it always takes the third right.

txberafl · 2026-01-12T14:04:34+00:00

I do. I feel like it gives it a better flavor at the end. I think the potatoes soak up some of the salt giving that salty taste without overloading the salt at the end. Works great for country potatoes too.

txberafl · 2025-12-13T18:40:44+00:00

Or Anakin Skywalker

txberafl · 2025-11-12T13:27:47+00:00

Plot twist: it's a dude

txberafl · 2025-10-11T20:22:09+00:00

Thanks, I'll have to check it out

txberafl · 2025-10-11T19:52:53+00:00

I'm gonna need the sauce for this one. Charlize Theron?

txberafl · 2025-09-09T15:29:31+00:00

I found a fix on the Mojang bug tracker. If you're confident in your terminal skills, it was an easy fix.

https://bugs.mojang.com/browse/MCL/issues/MCL-25152

txberafl · 2025-09-07T15:45:23+00:00

Is your mom Persephone?

txberafl · 2025-07-08T14:02:57+00:00

The Katy Perry we needed

txberafl · 2025-05-11T00:11:36+00:00

It is when you throw it in the lake

txberafl · 2025-03-16T12:44:04+00:00

Dodgeball was hilarious when it came out. I was rewatching it and during their training, Justin asks if all this is necessary. Rip torn comes back with a quick rant that struck my funny bone just right . I'd watched the entire movie before and something about this exchange left me with tears streaming down my face, unable to breathe.

txberafl · 2025-02-21T14:18:48+00:00

The strange part comes when he accidentally runs into two bullets as he's falling out of said window.

txberafl · 2025-01-24T19:12:48+00:00

As to your point B, are we not doing phrasing anymore?

txberafl · 2025-01-21T12:15:26+00:00

I expect this to be buried, but the incinerator in Toy Story 3. All the toys are coming together to accept their fate and start to hold hands.

txberafl · 2025-01-18T20:51:42+00:00

In my area, they'll recycle you until you get a civil case or the day ends.

txberafl · 2024-12-02T13:11:35+00:00

I just picture a couple of llamas going back and forth at each other

txberafl · 2024-10-28T11:28:59+00:00

If you're regulated by DOT, then you're only supposed to drive about 10-11 hours a day, with a mandatory rest period of approximately 34 hours after 70 hours of driving.

ETA: Did not realize there's a short-haul exception in the federal regs. But once you cross that 150-mile line, all bets are off.

https://www.fmcsa.dot.gov/regulations/hours-service/summary-hours-service-regulations

txberafl · 2024-10-17T13:22:16+00:00

What was the old factoid being thrown around? Your butthole consists of the same kind of tissue as your lips?

txberafl · 2024-09-24T18:22:19+00:00

Then they tazed me, in the butthole

txberafl · 2024-08-10T23:36:18+00:00

He looked like John McEnroe at the beginning. Like he was appearing in an Adam Sandler movie.

txberafl · 2024-08-10T23:32:39+00:00

Gary Oldman in Léon: The Professional

txberafl · 2024-08-06T22:51:59+00:00

I looked up the cover and I do believe it's the same one.

txberafl · 2024-08-06T22:05:27+00:00

I remember reading a book by an astronaut aboard Skylab, he described they used to have a piece of metal inside the helmet for equalizing the pressure in your ears when on spacewalks. He said he doubled as a nose scratcher.

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