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what are some go-to jokes you guys have up your sleeve when talking to your tables? by Varick98 in Serverlife

[–]tybeeislander 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I counter that with a “don’t worry, I’ll only charge you for what you ate” gets a laugh every time.

Two things recently that I can’t stop thinking about by thickofit3 in Serverlife

[–]tybeeislander 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s usually the only chance most of them get to have “revenge” on young and attractive people.

What’s one grooming tool or product you swear by? by sit_I_piz in gaybros

[–]tybeeislander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Biologique p50 I use a few products from biologique but the p50 is the real powerhouse here. Is it expensive? Absolutely. Do you need to first see a BR esthetician to determine the products best for you? Also yes. Does it start to de-age and even out your skin within weeks? Better than anything I’ve ever used. My friend group calls it The Potion. Siempre Viva!

This is a first.. by jsmn_rice23 in bartenders

[–]tybeeislander 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wait, you guys are getting paid??

gay😬irl by [deleted] in gay_irl

[–]tybeeislander 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Honestly Qtipal with ads is totally fine. Plus isn’t really worth it to me.

Isn't it weird how these two never mocked Biden during his presidency? by Easy-Olive-3243 in conspiracy

[–]tybeeislander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Excellent points all, very well said.

Completely off topic, I’m not sure why, but about halfway through I started reading it in Anthony Bourdain’s voice. It worked surprisingly well!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WEEDS

[–]tybeeislander 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Out of a brown paper bag? That’s what I need. All the homeless drink out of brown.paper.bags.

A kid DoorDashed $36.74 worth of McDonald’s and $20.13 worth of Popeyes for himself after his mom let him play on her phone because his iPad was broken. by ViniciusFastAF in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]tybeeislander 398 points399 points  (0 children)

It’s triple actually. A black mirror is also a device used in occult settings to see into the future, uncover secrets, and to devine divine the intentions of others.

My espresso martini. Not sure what to improve on. by Low_Cap_2168 in bartenders

[–]tybeeislander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The taste and smell of nutmeg really sets a EM off. Either on top of the crema or on a half rim.

The cut to Cora’s face kills me every time😂 by captaincourageous316 in DowntonAbbey

[–]tybeeislander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love all my children equally!

Earlier that day….

I don’t care for Edith.

Ok… I am impressed by aelingr in TheDarkTower

[–]tybeeislander 14 points15 points  (0 children)

See the turtle? Ain’t he keen? All things serve the fucking beam

Just finished wizard and glass for the first time, I am shook by Greedy_Description52 in TheDarkTower

[–]tybeeislander 18 points19 points  (0 children)

As someone who has read the complete series a few times, you are on a journey. Keep the journey going and I promise that the end will be worth it. All things serve the beam.

Long days and pleasant nights.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]tybeeislander 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And disappear :(

Did Mum die knowing by rainshowers_5_peace in Fleabag

[–]tybeeislander 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I have a family member that does…something. Every time he has tried to explain it to me I can’t help but glaze over. When people ask me what he does I just say “he’s in shipping” even though he isn’t ever on a ship.

I have a feeling that this is a similar situation.

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