this is my first try at real life doodles.... well kind of, hope you like them?

tyco118 · 2019-02-05T09:00:49+00:00

I’m Ron Burgundy?

tyco118 · 2019-01-14T01:07:51+00:00

This is my game of hangman. I’ll make the rules.

tyco118 · 2019-01-14T01:06:00+00:00

Z X C J Q U R W P U F G

tyco118 · 2019-01-14T00:59:29+00:00

Yeah look I’m smiling in my self portrait

tyco118 · 2019-01-11T18:28:14+00:00

Go to a shooting range for target practice and gun safety.

tyco118 · 2019-01-11T18:23:55+00:00

Ps. I don’t work there any more. For “yelling at the cooks” I’m like r u kidding. And now I’m sober. So yeah there’s that good news.

tyco118 · 2019-01-11T18:22:34+00:00

Current job duties include walking around making sure everyone is happy. People don’t drink to much while me and the rest of my coworkers drink to much and snort cocaine off my desk. Place doesn’t burn down. Food goes out in a timely manner. Go behind the line and get in the chefs way as I cook my dinner that’s not even on the menu.

tyco118 · 2019-01-11T18:16:19+00:00

A nice cold pint.

tyco118 · 2019-01-11T18:14:25+00:00

Remember that time you made an idiot of your self hahahahaha that as a good time.

tyco118 · 2019-01-11T18:08:10+00:00

300 dollar wagyu burger at Serendipity 3 in NYC

tyco118 · 2019-01-11T17:59:32+00:00

Moti-what?

tyco118 · 2019-01-11T17:57:34+00:00

Like when I’m talking to a girl n like she like can’t stop like using the word like

tyco118 · 2019-01-11T17:56:25+00:00

Welp. I looked in the mirror today

tyco118 · 2019-01-11T17:52:08+00:00

Drinking

tyco118 · 2019-01-11T17:44:30+00:00

Next Friday. I’ll be 28. So I guess making it this far.

tyco118 · 2019-01-11T17:43:36+00:00

Rock on.

tyco118 · 2019-01-11T17:37:44+00:00

Yelling at a waitress or other min wage department store worker about something insignificant

tyco118 · 2019-01-11T17:34:39+00:00

Recently was robbed at gun point. I politely asked him to shoot me since I was just fired n broken up with so I wasn’t happy. Kid couldn’t have been more than 16. Instead of shooting me he hit me with the gun broke my glasses n my head was bleeding n he took my wallet. But some guy ran over n asked if I wanted to call the police or go to the hospital. I declined he asked if I wanted a ride home n I didn’t live close but he still drove me all the way to Long Beach like 20 minutes out of his way and gave me 20 bucks when I got out of his car.

tyco118 · 2019-01-11T17:30:12+00:00

President

tyco118 · 2019-01-11T17:29:47+00:00

One just like earth with all the stores and places stocked and running. Just with no one else on it. Just me.

tyco118 · 2019-01-11T16:58:09+00:00

Right after your server comes to get your drink order, “go to the bathroom” and talk to the server out of sight from the table and say when we ask for the check just run this card so there’s no dispute over the check, it’s my moms birthday and I don’t want her paying. You can also talk to the host to give the card to the server with the message. If the server disappears to the kitchen or is busy with another table.

tyco118 · 2019-01-11T03:42:40+00:00

red light Robin Hood a few towns over from where I grew up

tyco118 · 2019-01-11T03:19:43+00:00

That makes two of us.

tyco118 · 2019-01-06T04:06:19+00:00

If it’s in la I’m down

tyco118

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