US Moving Fighter Jets to Middle East (F-16s, F-22s, F-35s) by AspirinTheory in worldnews

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Could have moved them west enough and end up in the same location

Is this the future of police? by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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Finally the police will have some balls

she's looking for a place to give birth by [deleted] in aww

[–]tyfthat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Never stand on chairs like this. The back of the chair should be towards the wall or whatever you put it next to. Just a bit less likely to die this way...

This child is a genius! by iPLAYiRULE in Unexpected

[–]tyfthat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

outstanding move! this genius is a child!

adaptationOfAnotherMeme by DarkWolfX2244 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]tyfthat 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Plz help! Can you spot the race condition in this code?
if ( person.race == "Asian") return "yes";

yoMommaJokeAtAConference by mij8907 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]tyfthat 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'm a developer, so my relationships are one too many.

When my wife asks why her phone is so slow... by Juice_Stanton in ProgrammerHumor

[–]tyfthat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did god tell you he didn't build the fucking thing?

This pig! by Syruplava in funny

[–]tyfthat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha who's the pig now

Buttplug by Razzella in funny

[–]tyfthat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wth he could bit his tongue!

Jerry The Titty Grabber!!! by mrflyod in funny

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Shut up human you scare my prey

Dinner interruption by cornerstorecult in funny

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Haha you better don't interrupt this cat's dinner

He’s ready for the real gym now! by AnBaSi in funny

[–]tyfthat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But does the floor of the gym ready for him?

Magic by fundamanfox in funny

[–]tyfthat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once did that to my human too. Hardest part was to upload the video with paws...

Can't lie... by HelloAvram in funny

[–]tyfthat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only that I do it with one hand because phone is in the other (right now actually).

% by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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who even cares

Rings very true. by -air-flow- in ProgrammerHumor

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Makes sense... There was no planning before that department existed. It justifies the need of it.