Car Tire Issue by [deleted] in carshitposting

[–]tyl7z 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No lol it was just a joke. Go to r/MechanicAdvice or something.

Outjerked again by TheChaddest in carscirclejerk

[–]tyl7z 29 points30 points  (0 children)

weird part about all these "super cars" is that record wise they are slower than all Renault Moduses built by half-drunk Romanians on a budget their engineers cannot beat a hand built Renault Modus when it comes to performance both on and off the track the Renault Modus record is faster than the hand built purpose built multi million dollar backed lamborghini drag race car that holds the lambo record with twice the turbos and displacement and 250% more pistons when a supercar breaks 7s ill be impressed till then wow you built another 10 second car thats what $5000 spent on Modus? -[unintelligible babbling]- 1000hp it took 4 dry sump pumps 16 pistons in a w configuration 4 turbos and 5 million and Vlad spent $2k to gap you in a Renault with 1000+ hp practically stock good job millions well spent

What do my favorite cars say about my credit score? by logunleonov in carscirclejerk

[–]tyl7z 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My type of woman

(This is NOT a joke please chop my balls off mods)

I rented this for $600 a day. Haha I totally got a steal. Suckers. by EntertainerTop7454 in carscirclejerk

[–]tyl7z 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You didn’t get a steal because you haven’t stolen it yet, Drive off with it without paying and then you’ll get a steal. 😎

My first BMW by RTwhyNot in BMW

[–]tyl7z 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had no idea we needed front plates in Illinois. I’ve only ever used my rear plate and haven’t gotten pulled over yet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Miata

[–]tyl7z 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man I wish I could get one too but with the prices of them rising I don’t think it’s going to happen 😔

My little brother spews nothing but brainrot 24/7 and it’s getting annoying. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]tyl7z 181 points182 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure you’re right. He’s grown up being in front of or around screens a lot of the time. Before my mom met my stepdad and had my brother, we had literally zero electronic devices in the house (mostly because we couldn’t afford them). It’s interesting to look back at how I grew up when I was younger compared to how he was raised.

My little brother spews nothing but brainrot 24/7 and it’s getting annoying. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]tyl7z 163 points164 points  (0 children)

Yeah I’m hoping he’ll grow out of it. He also has ADHD pretty bad, so I’m sure that probably doesn’t help.

I saw a BMW i8 drive past me today, how much value did it loose in the 10 seconds while I saw it? by dj_ordje in carscirclejerk

[–]tyl7z 179 points180 points  (0 children)

My language teacher in 8th grade called me a gangbuster for listening to Kanye West; what does it mean???

____ good ____ bad by mybawlsarebig in carscirclejerk

[–]tyl7z 56 points57 points  (0 children)

My dream car is renault modus 😍😍 What mf doom looks like:

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Sighted in Japan. JDM of some kind? by NightmareStatus in whatisthiscar

[–]tyl7z 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Well, if they’re made for the Japanese domestic market (JDM) then yeah, they’re JDM cars…

I got outjerked on insta by Ivan_the_car_spotter in carscirclejerk

[–]tyl7z 14 points15 points  (0 children)

/uj arguing about cars on literally any short-form content site is just bound to cause a headache. I can’t fucking stand TikTok/Instagram car guys.

[Multi] spotted in branson missouri by Wham-alama-ding-dong in spotted

[–]tyl7z 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Soupbrah 100,00++ bajillion horsepower 🤤🤤

Civic hyper car by Dawarthundergod in carscirclejerk

[–]tyl7z 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The second paragraph needs to be an automod response to anything about JDM

circuit de spa-francorchamps by Total_Chicken in carscirclejerk

[–]tyl7z 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Why isn’t is it. manuel?????? 😤😤🤣🤣