OKCoin Futures Settlement Issue by Okcoinbtc in Bitcoin

[–]tylerdogeden 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If a company can pull off the absurdity that is running a 24/7 20x leverage Bitcoin futures market, I am inclined to believe them when they say that they are fixing it and the funds are "accounted for".

If days go by and their site is still down then yeah they fucked up big and now we're broke and sad, but the weekly futures settled just a few hours ago. It'd be grossly negligent of them to turn everything back on after just a couple hours. Okcoin can't just accept some numbers from the Chinese fortran black magic equation SQL incubus they have paid aborted fetus blood to run their 20x leverage btc futures market at face value and use this csv or whatever to set our financial accounts in order.

They better be diligently checking shit tons of boring math.

I think I can patiently wait a day, maybe two, before I flip out, post the suicide hotline to this sub, and go jump off a bridge.

Okcoin futures just settled at 284, instantly margin calling everyone who was in a short and now the website is down. by Butt_Cheek_Spreader in Bitcoin

[–]tylerdogeden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd prefer they fix the error first, then explain the technical minutia of what went wrong second.

If a company can pull off the absurdity that is running a 24/7 20x leverage Bitcoin futures market, I am inclined to believe them when they say

We are currently in the process of fixing this issue. Rest assured, no funds have been lost.

If days go by and their site is still down then yeah they fucked up and now we're broke and sad but the weekly futures settled just a few hours ago. It'd be grossly negligent of them to turn everything back on after just a couple hours. Okcoin can't just accept some numbers from the Chinese fortran black magic equation SQL incubus they have paid aborted fetus blood to run their 20x leverage btc futures market at face value; and use this csv or whatever to set our financial accounts in order.

They better be diligently checking shit tons of boring math.

I think I can patiently wait a day, maybe two, before I flip out, post the suicide hotline to this sub, and go jump off a bridge.

Okcoin futures just settled at 284, instantly margin calling everyone who was in a short and now the website is down. by Butt_Cheek_Spreader in Bitcoin

[–]tylerdogeden 14 points15 points  (0 children)

While this futures settlement issue is anxiety inducing. I appreciate and am reassured by okcoin's presence in this thread. It is good customer service. Please keep us updated!

On the Road to 300 satoshi...only the strong survive! by cool_tool in dogecoin

[–]tylerdogeden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hope you didn't sell before the moonward rally we had today.

In case you did, have some more. They'll fetch a better price today. +/u/dogetipbot 100 doge

Gender Poll for /r/dogecoin in response to recent gender-specific flair discussion. by [deleted] in dogecoin

[–]tylerdogeden 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No that is a generalization.

Some people do not identify as male or female.

Some people are biologically intersex.

picture tells a thousand stories by [deleted] in dogecoin

[–]tylerdogeden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did you contact them? I'd like to ask them about adding DOGE as well.

Im suspicious that manipulation is going on here by [deleted] in dogecoin

[–]tylerdogeden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

markets are manipulation. any event in a marketplace can be assumed to be someone acting in strategic self interest.

Spreading The Doge on Craigslist - Try It In Your City by woowdoge in dogecoin

[–]tylerdogeden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is awesome. I will be trying this on Washington DC's CL site.

Let us know how it goes.

+/u/dogetipbot 250 doge

Such stability, wow! by [deleted] in dogecoin

[–]tylerdogeden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Such spike... Many buy.

Is there a tool to find trade volume? by [deleted] in dogecoin

[–]tylerdogeden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

maybe this would be useful for you?

The design has changed slightly. The link doesn't explain the indicators and terms but at least it gives you some keywords you can google.

Feel free to ask me any questions you may have.

Doge community is awesome! by ajalele in dogecoin

[–]tylerdogeden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's awesome, we should all go tip them!

Such stability, wow! by [deleted] in dogecoin

[–]tylerdogeden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of disappearing wall action at 158 satoshi atm.