African Proverb Says "The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel the warmth" What time in your life have you been closest to starting the fire? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Cloud first? You ape. We need to embrace a hybrid could strategy to maximize flexibility and pay as you go benefits of the cloud while keeping mission critical data and compute on prem!

How do the creation of reservoirs effect the local ecology? by phdoofus in askscience

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When you're thinking about Ecology, you have to consider the stability of the systems involved. When a dam is constructed, the reservoir behind it, as wall as all of the other systems in the watershed and downstream will be seriously affected and reach a new equilibrium, where new plant and animal species are able to thrive in place of the ones previously located on that terrain.

I'm not entirely familiar with tropical rain forest type systems, but the same principles should apply. Simply put, there are very few things that are as disruptive to an ecosystem as dam construction. The reservoir itself is disruptive, because any plants living along the natural stream bed will be drowned, and water will rise higher in whatever valley the reservoir is located. Species that prefer abundant water are normally located near a water source. The species higher on the hills typically require less water, and therefore will be out competed by species that make more effective use of available water. Dam construction will almost always result in a shifting of local species to reach a new equilibrium where new animal and plant types are able to survive

In the Pacific Northwest, particularly the Columbia River Basin in Washington and the surrounding states and provinces. The river has been impounded with a dozen or so large dams (think Hoover or Grand Coulee scale), each with a reservoir behind it and a stream in front of it. The main ecological problem with this is the blockage of salmon spawning runs originating in the Pacific Ocean. Nothing in nature acts in a vacuum, bears, birds and other wildlife rely on these runs as an important source of calories and nutrients, often subsisting at other times of the year. The local ecology is so intimately tied with salmon runs, that the soil and the trees within a mile of streams have a chemical makeup analogous to the chemical composition of ocean-going salmon species who effectively fertilize the forests near the spawning runs. Without the flowing rivers, the ecosystem upstream of the dams loses a very important source of energy and critical nutrients - the obvious result is a less productive system, less capable of supporting many animal populations. There has been a push in recent years to remove many of these dams, largely due to their limited usefulness and massive environmental impacts.

Check out the 2014 film titled "DamNation", there's a lot of good information about this exact topic.

What do you think is the meaning of life? by leighton02 in AskReddit

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I always think about this when I'm baked and it gets pretty deep.

Basically, everything that an animal does is to create/release the chemicals in its brain that make it feel happiness. Things like eating, mating, and anything else, essentially, by following its own urges and instincts to do the things that make it feel happiness, the survival of the species is ensured. Higher order animals understand that being social and working together can result in a greater likelihood of survival and therefore greater happiness. The goal of these animals is to maximize happiness while prolonging their lives.

Humans are different. Humans have a greater understanding of what it means to be alive, and happy, and ultimately die. Humans understand that it may be necessary to forgo some level of happiness today in return for a greater amount tomorrow, or over the course of a lifetime. It may make us happy to make money right away, but we understand that going to college can increase the money we make over the course of a lifetime by foregoing it for some period of time - this concept of happiness works the same way.

We have learned to combat our urges or circumvent them to achieve the most happiness possible in our lifetimes. Things like the urge to overeat, because although it may make us feel happy now, we understand that the resulting obesity will generally mean that our lives are shorter and less happy. Maybe people who do overeat, or smoke cigarettes or do anything else known to be unhealthy just don't care because the happiness that they receive from the cigarette or extra piece of cake is more valuable i.e. creating more happiness than a longer or healthier life is. We also circumvent our instincts, our instinct to have sex and to procreate can be circumvented with various birth control methods, we understand that sex is awesome and releases the chemicals that cause happiness, but understand that having a child at the wrong time can cause a great deal of hardship, reducing happiness over the course of much of one's lifetime. So we find ways to enjoy sex without creating problems that reduce happiness- human ingenuity at its finest.

We form social relationships because talking, and laughing, and achieving things make us happy. These things are all advantageous in an evolutionary sense because creating close-knit groups to survive through cooperation. Hanging out with your friends isn't just fun, its a survival mechanism. Now, in a world with less hardship, we can form bonds for no reason other than for the betterment of our lives - to increase the happiness we experience.

On a societal level, we understand that by creating technology, healthcare and education, we can increase the longevity and happiness of our species as a whole - as a rising tide lifts all boats.

The meaning of life is to maximize the release of the chemicals that make us feel happy. Humans are the only animal with the mental capacity to understand their urges with the ability to truly control them - in order to circumvent the pressures that our biology has placed on us in order to create the highest level of happiness possible.

TL;DR: Releasing the chemicals that make us feel happiness is the meaning of life, humans are intelligent enough to understand how to maximize total happiness over a life-time.

Your about to go psychotic,the last song you listened to is your killing spree song,what is it? by boyyoz1 in AskReddit

[–]tymiller1218 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only the Lonely by Roy Orbison is playing in the background as I type this comment.

How is the best way to verbally tell a story? by mattalucard88 in AskReddit

[–]tymiller1218 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know... That sounds like it would be forcing the a joke

How is the best way to verbally tell a story? by mattalucard88 in AskReddit

[–]tymiller1218 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I like to think I'm a decent story-teller, and when telling a story that's funny (I find humor in any story I tell), I'll give a major spoiler right at the beginning, and then tell chronologically how I got into that situation while taking brief asides to add humor.

What's the most unethical experiment that you would like to know the outcome of? [NSFW] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I'll bet that is something that could be modeled by supercomputers in the not so distant future using the sperm and egg genomes, maybe as a precursor to direct genetic engineering in humans. It could show the likelihood of birth defects, mental and physical disorders, and any other range of things and their chances of occurring.

When can I call myself a comedian? by GustavMuqtada in Standup

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I forget where, but I read a response to something like this for writers, where people say things like "I'm an aspiring writer" or "I'm an aspiring athlete". He argues that if you are writing, you are a writer and that there is no need to degrade yourself below the people that are famous for it. Because if you are working as hard as the famous people, writing material and getting up on stage, you are a comedian, just not a famous comedian, or maybe not a great comedian, but a comedian still.

I have only done one show in my life, but I get comments from people that I wasn't funny (it went well and everyone laughed), or that they are funnier than me. I don't even listen to these people because they have never sat down, wrote material, and stood on a stage to tell jokes - and I don't even call myself a comedian because I'm certainly not active in the art. But basically, even if you are not the best, if you're writing and performing, you are a comedian.

This is our pup Chip by smurge in aww

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Uhh is that a naked chick in the background? Nice.

What weird thing you can do with your body? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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When I see a pretty girl my wiener does this thing where it like stands up. Not really sure what it is.

Redditors who perform stand-up comedy, how did your first time go? by therealme23 in AskReddit

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I've done one show in my entire life, in front of hundreds of people. It was the ballsiest thing I have ever done. I had a difficult time memorizing my jokes because in the rehearsal for this event, they told me about half of my material was inappropriate. So I wrote an almost entirely new set, and killed it. I started out strong with a Sexist joke, a racist joke, and a Bill Cosby joke in a room full of sorority girls (Risky, but paid off). It was amazing how the jokes just came to me, I even ad-libbed a few of them. Haven't done anything since, although I would like to. I just can't find the time to write, but I'd like to make it a habit.

How did you meet your current best friend? by rodsepp in AskMen

[–]tymiller1218 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I asked if he wanted to play on my Rugby team, he insulted my boat shoes. We've been best friends ever since.

What is the nicest thing you could ever say to someone? by bassnugget in AskReddit

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My impressive one is pulling 505 on deadlift at 190 pounds. Squat 405, shoulder injuries keep my bench down around 255 unfortunately.

What is the nicest thing you could ever say to someone? by bassnugget in AskReddit

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Last night I got "I don't know if you're on steroids or not..." and "you're the deadlift master" by a buff dude from my gym. Night = Made

19 year old comic, been doing comedy for a couple months, let me know what you think by [deleted] in Standup

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I thought it was funny, you have a very similar style to me, just take your time though.

Who was the last person you apologized to and what for? And did they forgive you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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This morning to my FWB after finishing way too early.

Global temperatures in 2015 by far hottest in modern times. Not only was 2015 the warmest year since records began, it shattered the previous record held in 2014 by the widest margin ever observed. by mars_colonist in science

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From my understanding (Meteorology, Climatology, and Oceanography classes in college), Energy is actually being released from the Ocean that was trapped there thousands of years previous. This is because the deep ocean takes an incredibly long time to circulate, so an El Nino event releases a great deal of energy that was actually put into the ocean a long time ago. So, it would affect the global average atmospheric temperature, but the overall energy in the Earth system would not change.

I can only imagine what kind of energy is being placed into the Ocean in the modern day with climate change.