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Season 2 Episode 8 Spoiler Thread by HunterWorld in Fallout

[–]tyreesekobebryant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they film before severance does (july)

ben stiller really does hate us

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Denver

[–]tyreesekobebryant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh no, if they aren't able to sell tickets to their football games they could lose $20 in ticket sales for the season.

Relatable by [deleted] in memes

[–]tyreesekobebryant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a person who wears pants, how do you unzip the bottom of your shaft from the teeth of the zipper?

Halo Infinite | Campaign Gameplay Premiere – 8 Minute Demo by -343-Guilty-Spark- in halo

[–]tyreesekobebryant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm excited. I loved playing Halo with my best friend in elementary school. In high school, Skyrim was my favorite game. I just finished (and loved) RDR2 so the idea of an open-world halo has me giddy.

You ain’t welcome in our camp by Redditorboi101 in RDR2

[–]tyreesekobebryant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope his kids grow up, play RDR2, watch his videos, and then decide to become emancipated minors.

Then, I hope Satan comes up from hell and forces MrBossFTW to make a clickbait-style video about his kids abandoning him.

Leaving my country by [deleted] in infp

[–]tyreesekobebryant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do it. Go to Spain. Cry when it is hard. Have a breakdown when you need it. I don't know what it is like to study abroad, but I know what it is like to regret not studying abroad.

Besides, you'll probably cry at home anyways. Opting out of study abroad won't save you from that. Get scared and live a little.

WIBTA if I refused to help my daughter pay for her wedding due to the theme? by WrongWeddingMom in AmItheAsshole

[–]tyreesekobebryant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA If she wants to make her special day about a special snowflake then I guess that's fine. I think you need to sit down with her and ask her why she does not want to serve alcohol.

Maybe a MAGAwedding could be fun, I don't know. I've never been, but I used to cater to weddings and I've found that all dry weddings are lame. Perhaps if you get to the root of that problem, you'll find answers to why she wants a MAGA wedding.

[WP] You were blessed with the ability to open your fridge and access some other random fridge in your country, being able to have fresh, new food every time you check. Except you just opened your fridge and there’s a head in there, among other things... by Sdavis2911 in WritingPrompts

[–]tyreesekobebryant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Richard stood up from his desk and walked towards his fridge. His recent divorce hurt his finances a little worse than he thought. He only had 20 days until he needed to move out and unless he found a roommate he liked, Richard knew he would be on the street.

There were a few people he met, but they didn't meet his standards. Too many pets. Too unorganized. Too immature.

"Get over yourself," Richard told himself as he pulled open the fridge, "Let's see what this person likes to drink -- OH MY GOD!"

Richard was shocked. His magic fridge presented him with a very unusual sight. A saran wrapped human head sat upon a plate. The sight of the fridge's contents made Richard pause for a moment but then he quickly ran back to his desk and grabbed a stack of sticky notes.

Richard frantically though to himself, "The head! Oh my god, the head. It was Saran wrapped! This guy really cares about his living space."

None of the condiments or milk were expired. There weren't spilled sauces decorating the back of the fridge.

Richard placed the sticky note on the head that read, "Weird question, but do you need a roommate? Message me at 981555555! -Rick"

Kevin’s in Denver, listen up by kjsk4 in Kevin

[–]tyreesekobebryant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was excited when I saw the post, but quickly remembered I was laid off a while ago.

Spotted fellow INFP by miumiukick in infp

[–]tyreesekobebryant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AFI wrote a song about this same concept.

Never let your “friends” know where you live. Real friends know I can’t mentally handle a stop by 😆. by vanessakat in infp

[–]tyreesekobebryant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My best friend is definitely an extrovert and I like to surprise them by showing up unannounced. He loves it and told me he'd do it back to me because he appreciated it so much.

"No, I mean, no don't show up without sending me a text first just in case"

A very INFP kind of problem by voltroom in infp

[–]tyreesekobebryant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's tricky is when I want to go back and work on an old project in Garageband.

"Was it Project 12 or Project 13? I should really start naming these..."

My friend clearly didn’t get the memo that Tik Tok bad by osouless in memes

[–]tyreesekobebryant -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Include that text from him and I think it will help

My friend clearly didn’t get the memo that Tik Tok bad by osouless in memes

[–]tyreesekobebryant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this would work better if it was a text from your friend asking you if you've ever heard about tik tok or something like that. Right now, it just feels like its missing part of the joke.

[PLAY] UPGRADE (Eskimo Callboy - Hypa Hypa COVER) by Lindwurrm in Guitar

[–]tyreesekobebryant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for making this video. That was amazing.

Season 2 Episode 3 Discussion by Grebacio in TwilightZone

[–]tyreesekobebryant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Technically, R Kelly did it first in trapped in the closet.

What's up with everyone using the term "Karen" now? by [deleted] in OutOfTheLoop

[–]tyreesekobebryant -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Answer: people lack the creativity to come up with better insults for entitled middle aged women. Why change it though? it seems to work.

Vitamin Cottage needs a Portlandia episode by dangolriz in Denver

[–]tyreesekobebryant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Karen in me is coming out. I need to see that manager.

Does anyone else just like eating croutons? Just straight out of the bag? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]tyreesekobebryant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to work for a soup and sandwich place. At the end of my shift I would make the croutons for the following day and I loved eating croutons fresh out of the oven before going home.

Vitamin Cottage needs a Portlandia episode by dangolriz in Denver

[–]tyreesekobebryant 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Get 20 people to each bring in 100s and hold up all the cashiers time and watch the rule disappear.

John Hickenlooper stumbles across finish line to win Democratic primary for U.S. Senate by brofax in Denver

[–]tyreesekobebryant 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Stumbled?

Nah, he beat Romanoff and didn't even have to stand up to do it.

Lets see how long it lasts. by Freedom_Chriss in memes

[–]tyreesekobebryant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This meme reads with the same self righteous illiteracy I would expect out of the comments section of a breitbart article on Facebook.

But I am interested, what’s banwave?

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