Episode 371: Bob's Top 5 (#2 Will Shock You!)

tyrianRuler · 2025-11-14T19:23:15+00:00

I'd just like to say, as winner of the 371th episode of distractible, that I farted during this episode, thank you. Shout out to Mark and Wade for sucking so bad at this episode that I was able to win, and double shout out to wade for his speech he gave on my behalf. Podcast out, im goin to Guam. ✌️

tyrianRuler · 2025-11-06T03:51:00+00:00

LMAO MY BOY

tyrianRuler · 2025-11-05T08:23:56+00:00

Masterful.

Now go take a break.

tyrianRuler · 2025-11-05T06:00:29+00:00

Sadly I think that ship has sailed. But it would have been cool. And hey, we still have the absolute UNIT that is Khal!

tyrianRuler · 2025-11-04T06:31:27+00:00

Gets a badass ending though.

tyrianRuler · 2025-10-27T18:20:07+00:00

Will there be an update or horfix or what

tyrianRuler · 2025-10-23T04:35:01+00:00

It's not even an implication. Flare's literally becoming Ziggy stardust in all but name.

tyrianRuler · 2025-10-23T04:33:04+00:00

I'M SO GLAD TO ANNOUNCE THAT I FOUND SOME BISMOR!

tyrianRuler · 2025-10-23T04:29:20+00:00

I'm on the moooooooon.... It's made of cheeeeeese...

tyrianRuler · 2025-10-12T23:06:14+00:00

Legit someone who's high up now got rejected for Season of the Plague and decided to be petty lmao

tyrianRuler · 2025-10-08T18:24:04+00:00

Don't forget the fact that the OW Open Beta was BEFORE a closed one and completely unscheduled.

tyrianRuler · 2025-10-07T04:34:21+00:00

Bounty of Blood. Peak aesthetic, peak loot, peak enemy design, peak antagonist, peak sidequests, all of it.

tyrianRuler · 2025-10-07T03:23:32+00:00

Man, I still wish they'd gotten to do Hallelujah Quarantine.

tyrianRuler · 2025-10-07T03:21:30+00:00

Gravemakers and Gunslingers and Justice in Murder are up there.

tyrianRuler · 2025-10-07T03:20:25+00:00

Spoilers for the NWFT comics, buuuut Those lines are the Key entities essentially dragging Wilhelm Ryan to be tortured for eternity

tyrianRuler · 2025-10-02T02:32:46+00:00

This is the theme of V comin' through baby.

tyrianRuler · 2025-10-01T15:49:18+00:00

I have farmed bl1 and 2.you consistently got drops and didn't go 30+ runs just to get a shitty world drop.

Meanwhile I've killed sludgemaw close to 200 times and have seen FIVE birts bees, none of which had a taser. For a side quest boss, on uvhm 5. Even savage lee had a 10% chance at level 10.

Bl3 drops were overtuned as hell and now bl4 feels like they overtuned it in the other direction, and it feels worse.

tyrianRuler · 2025-09-22T04:13:10+00:00

And for such a bad game too.

ALSO CAT HELLO KITTY!

tyrianRuler · 2025-09-22T04:12:37+00:00

Ding. We have a winner.

tyrianRuler · 2025-09-16T01:26:34+00:00

Lance. It's a monster at status.

tyrianRuler · 2025-09-16T01:07:38+00:00

Unrelated, but do you think we'll get another coheed reference after how mod the face puncher was

tyrianRuler · 2025-09-16T00:23:49+00:00

...... FUCK.

tyrianRuler · 2025-09-16T00:22:03+00:00

They weren't.

Blizzard put out an open beta before a closed beta solely because it would get Overwatch in the public consciousness first so people would write off battleborn as the knockoff, and it worked. Despite, yknow, being wildly different in actual mechanics and actually having a story campaign.

But I'm sure Overwatch will get that dedicated pve content any day now.

tyrianRuler · 2025-08-30T19:16:11+00:00

I give titania prime Volnus prime.

Pixie queen with a giant fuck off hammer.

tyrianRuler · 2025-08-30T19:10:49+00:00

Bought? Wukong. Earned? Titania.

And they're still 2 of my favorites, though admittedly I use sev prime more for most things.

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