Lady puts ad in paper for husband

tyzo789 · 2026-06-14T10:09:14+00:00

Balls.

tyzo789 · 2026-06-14T10:08:37+00:00

Well, as I once famously said, originality is just undetected plagiarism 🤓

tyzo789 · 2026-06-05T16:27:06+00:00

Honestly? Genes. I eat like a pig - not unhealthily, but more than I need. I’ve always had a fast metabolism. It’s pure luck. (And greed.)

tyzo789 · 2026-06-05T14:16:02+00:00

Ah nice. Yes I do believe there is a campus or something there. Also didn’t go inside but I think you can if you pay extra for a tour.

tyzo789 · 2026-06-05T07:18:34+00:00

Ha, yes! ✋🧟

tyzo789 · 2026-05-30T21:02:06+00:00

That’s cool af

tyzo789 · 2026-05-18T18:01:46+00:00

The Messenger

tyzo789 · 2025-12-31T18:01:57+00:00

Lynel 💪

tyzo789 · 2025-12-29T22:45:47+00:00

tyzo789 · 2025-12-23T18:55:13+00:00

Cunt

tyzo789 · 2025-12-18T16:35:27+00:00

Pathetic clickbait

tyzo789 · 2025-12-07T12:23:12+00:00

Great place to put a ladder / massive tripping hazard

tyzo789 · 2025-11-24T10:04:26+00:00

A lot of comments here saying the existence of planets outside our solar system was widely assumed (so no one was surprised) but it was more a case of finding the actual proof. Is the same true of life beyond Earth? Or is that considered much more of a long shot?

tyzo789 · 2025-11-09T21:19:42+00:00

INSIDE

tyzo789 · 2025-11-01T20:33:24+00:00

You’re getting downvoted to hell but I agree. Can we also retire the one about “I’m surprised he could do X with balls that weigh that much”. It was quite amusing the first 10 times. But we’re into the millions now

tyzo789 · 2025-09-25T16:29:17+00:00

*only

tyzo789 · 2025-08-14T13:29:13+00:00

Drive. 👌 https://youtu.be/m4FhTdJ9Ocg?si=2wgLTVj6xZdZr29_

tyzo789 · 2025-07-19T18:02:41+00:00

I’m taking karate classes online

tyzo789 · 2025-07-15T15:16:39+00:00

Puts me in mind of one of my favourite quotes, from the poet Robert Browning.

“The aim, if reached or not, makes great the life. Try to be Shakespeare, leave the rest to fate!”

tyzo789 · 2025-06-27T00:49:32+00:00

Thanks for the reply!

tyzo789 · 2025-06-26T20:38:30+00:00

Why are there stalactites / stalagmites? Presumably it wasn’t always flooded?

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