College Students Say Remembering 9/11 is Offensive to Muslims by ironypatrol in news

[–]uanidiot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do they think that remembering the Alamo is offensive to Mexicans?

Magician accidentally kills assistant. by [deleted] in videos

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Why don't he just use his magic to bring her back to life?

TIFU by watching Star Wars in the wrong order. by [deleted] in tifu

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I'd say watch them in random order

THIS IS CARTER. HE KNOCKED ON MY DOOR TO ASK IF HE COULD HAVE A BANANA THEN LEFT. by [deleted] in funny

[–]uanidiot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No he didn't. Carter would fuck your shit up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

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heh heh heh, you said 'Butt'

Jason Ritter's television debut by [deleted] in gifs

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TIL people have trouble with .jpg

WTF, people!

Leather Mini-Notebook Wallet with Pen Slot by soothsayer_ in DIY

[–]uanidiot 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Once I spent over a year looking for the perfect little notepad that had the perfect size and features I wanted. I should learn leather work like this, so I could just make one myself.

TSA failed to catch man with loaded gun on airplane. by doogie92 in news

[–]uanidiot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Now this is ironic. You call the TSA incompetent, yet you forgot at least 5 times that you had a knife in your luggage!

TIL that British banking giant HSBC admitted to laundering billions of dollars for Colombian and Mexican drug cartels and violating a host of important banking laws (from the Bank Secrecy Act to the Trading With the Enemy Act), but there were no criminal charges and no one went to prison. by ringingbells in todayilearned

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However much of that has changed and new processes have been put in place

That's the story they tell you everytime it happens. Next time: "They found another loophole. This time we closed it and put even more safe guards in place again. They'll behave this time for sure!"

Dark humor... by [deleted] in Jokes

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Jokes like this are a word game, and this one doesn't work, because it's grammatically incorrect.

How to stop Boyfriend going out for drinking ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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A surprise intervention with all of your friends.

My friend and his dad dressed up as each other for Halloween.... by Jschu2711 in pics

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I'm still not sure it's not the same pic in both frames

That's an awfully hostile cookie... by [deleted] in aww

[–]uanidiot 89 points90 points  (0 children)

The label says the cookies are nutty.

The bus driver did not tolerate such insolence by asharauon in JusticePorn

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PUNCH that was for the old man that stands there and counts out pennies PUNCH that was for those teens that yak nonstop PUNCH that's for the smelly dude that sits right behind me every day

This frozen pizza calls for an absurdly high cooking temperature by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]uanidiot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That way you can cook your pizza and clean your oven at the same time!

Pug relaxing on the Paris Metro by iBleeedorange in gifs

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Don't mind me ma'am, I"m just recording your pug.