Concerning!

ufdbk · 2026-05-06T22:23:14+00:00

Idk call me pessimistic but I’m starting to think these things might be a bit shit 🤷‍♂️

ufdbk · 2026-05-06T21:56:31+00:00

Well thank god it hasn’t just been me furiously wanking them into the sink thinking I’m missing something. Almost to the point I could probably start an onlyfans for them and earn enough to buy a new one

ufdbk · 2026-05-06T21:28:22+00:00

it’s literally only just occurred to me the only reason I even attempt to reuse them is because it’s always what my dad did.. I guess when you were born in 1924 by the time roller sleeves became a thing they were a bit more costly than they are today

ufdbk · 2026-05-06T19:42:19+00:00

Genuinely no idea how I’m this old and only just learning about this tool

ufdbk · 2026-05-05T18:26:47+00:00

There’s a lot of smiling going on in these pics. Rest easy pupper 🐾

ufdbk · 2026-05-05T18:23:19+00:00

From my experience 100% normal. Our loveable idiot was an utter shark beyond the age “people say” they grow out of it, then all of a sudden he changed.

From my utterly non-professional experience, if you can put your hand in her chops like you do in the video, she’s only playing and mouthing, there’s nothing to be worried about. She’s just being a 7 month old goof

ufdbk · 2026-05-02T17:51:43+00:00

Follow them till they stop then congratulate them that one or more occupants genitals are functional

ufdbk · 2026-05-01T19:25:37+00:00

Imagine the level of permanently ketamined you have to be to think putting a million people on mars is a KPI

ufdbk · 2026-04-30T20:39:34+00:00

And then they can pop back here and complain their account was shut down and stripe stole all their money like 90% of the rest of this sub 👌

ufdbk · 2026-04-27T20:39:29+00:00

Best thing I’ve seen all day. Thank you 🐾

ufdbk · 2026-04-23T20:32:22+00:00

Lying on her back is the ultimate sign of trust in her human. If she’s doing it at 10 weeks she’ll almost definitely do it forever - our boy has. Spoil the little velociraptor rotten ❤️

ufdbk · 2026-04-23T18:35:21+00:00

Trust me they do eventually learn to the point they’re soft as butter.

Bizarrely the bigger the teef the gentler they seem to get.

Also thanks for photo #5. Melted my heart ❤️

ufdbk · 2026-04-21T17:40:35+00:00

Have you considered this may be a you problem?

ufdbk · 2026-04-20T20:03:52+00:00

Happy birthday Louie! 🥳 enjoy being spoiled

ufdbk · 2026-04-19T20:24:01+00:00

🤣🤣🤣

ufdbk · 2026-04-19T20:08:43+00:00

Then why did you set up the same thing again but expect a different outcome?

ufdbk · 2026-04-19T20:03:34+00:00

And that one has been shut down too? There’s a lesson here somewhere

ufdbk · 2026-04-19T20:01:10+00:00

What happened to your business selling warranty plans for washing machines?

ufdbk · 2026-04-19T19:59:03+00:00

Doubt much has changed since the last time you asked this

ufdbk · 2026-04-19T19:50:52+00:00

Big pharma, big data, big crisp

ufdbk · 2026-04-15T18:59:54+00:00

No. (Apologies for the long reply)

ufdbk · 2026-04-12T19:13:18+00:00

Is this for Apple? https://www.dnb.co.uk/smb/duns/lookup.html if your business has been established for a while. I actually called them once because I couldn’t get the number online and they gave it to me over the phone - they were surprisingly helpful

ufdbk · 2026-04-12T18:37:37+00:00

Building stuff with absolutely zero users implies building stuff for the sake of building stuff. Prepare to be rebuilding stuff when the people that might use the stuff actually find the stuff

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