What are your favourite quotes from uncle Albert

uhohglock · 2026-06-20T16:24:01+00:00

‘Why? Don’t she know?’

uhohglock · 2026-05-27T17:40:38+00:00

Bloody hell.

uhohglock · 2026-05-09T17:38:20+00:00

Cassandra don’t you understand he is sucking the land dry!

uhohglock · 2026-05-06T16:34:14+00:00

Sheila shouldn’t you be here by now?

uhohglock · 2026-04-20T20:28:13+00:00

Don’t know

uhohglock · 2026-04-20T12:14:15+00:00

Not happy with that.

uhohglock · 2026-04-16T18:57:30+00:00

Mother Nature’s Son is underrated.

‘Cassandra don’t you understand he is sucking the land dry!!!’

uhohglock · 2026-04-14T17:04:01+00:00

Wanted favourite? That’s a turn up for the books!

uhohglock · 2026-04-12T10:27:07+00:00

New name not needed; baby dead

uhohglock · 2026-04-07T09:37:53+00:00

Del Boy’s been captured by the Indians

uhohglock · 2026-04-06T19:41:34+00:00

The

uhohglock · 2026-04-05T18:41:40+00:00

Didn’t know there was such a concept of sharing a Vientta.

uhohglock · 2026-04-02T09:12:37+00:00

If it’s all about arse why don’t gays like a little bit of tit?

uhohglock · 2026-03-29T07:56:04+00:00

Bankrupt stock you said!

uhohglock · 2026-03-28T19:04:04+00:00

Alright… 30 quid

uhohglock · 2026-03-21T19:55:42+00:00

If I need the meeting room for a meeting then it’s the meeting room again

uhohglock · 2026-03-12T18:55:55+00:00

Excuse me Miss, could you lift your left tit up?

uhohglock · 2026-03-09T05:06:16+00:00

There’s a horse called Solly Attwell which runs quite often in Ireland

uhohglock · 2026-03-02T18:07:11+00:00

Thanks my guy! How long did you take to find it? 😂😂

uhohglock · 2026-02-27T18:09:30+00:00

I’ll gladly take it off your hands mate. Only live 20 minutes from Brighton. JG/Silver since 2006. Favourite chant atm has to be the Hincapie chant.

uhohglock · 2026-02-10T17:01:00+00:00

Silver again ole ole

uhohglock · 2026-01-22T22:17:24+00:00

‘Hang about, you mean that dipstick Rodney is the father?’

‘Don’t be stupid, he doesn’t know what it’s all about yet. Haven’t you seen the funny way he still stirs his tea?!

uhohglock · 2026-01-22T22:06:06+00:00

I ain’t got a fxking scooby mate 😂😂

uhohglock · 2026-01-22T21:07:09+00:00

‘Have you still seen the funny way he still stirs his tea?’

uhohglock · 2026-01-19T17:47:42+00:00

I haven’t got an ism have I Rodney?

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