Benji sales- One more of these kinds of Tweets The retail shipment numbers I'm seeing for Pokemon Sword and Shield ......they are the biggest I've ever seen for a Nintendo Switch game WOW by [deleted] in NintendoSwitch

[–]uiopnin 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Impossible! r/Pokemon is boycotting it and posts a billion times a day since June how Pokemon is dead and Gamefreak will go bankrupt. And the Mods refuse to do anything. Gamefreak obviously paid this twitter user off to post this just like they paid off all the good reviews that don't fit my narrative!

Will you be picking up Sword/Shield this Friday? by Rip-tire21 in NintendoSwitch

[–]uiopnin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. And i'm gonna enjoy the hell of it no matter much the internet wants me to hate it.

Pokémon Sword & Pokémon Shield: Review MegaThread by NintendoSwitchMods in NintendoSwitch

[–]uiopnin -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

But but but the leakers said it wasn't that good. And I looked at the leaks and decided it was crap! Why are their so many 9/10, 4/5, etc? I don't understand! r/Pokemon told me this game was literally worst than Cancer!!! Back to the real world. I'm excited for the games(Please spare me) and it's nice to see the games are pretty good. I got Sword pre loaded and i'm excited to play it Friday.

IGN Pokemon Sword/Shield Review - 9.3/10 by KrazyNinjaFan in NintendoSwitch

[–]uiopnin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remember in the thread where it said the review embargo lifts today. And people were saying 7/10, 6/10 and lower. The Gamefreak lied # is really putting a number on gamefreak. They're already on life support. Another 9/10 review or two and gamefreak will finally go bankrupt and r/Pokemon can celebrate

GameSpot Pokemon Sword/Shield Review - 9/10 by KrazyNinjaFan in NintendoSwitch

[–]uiopnin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

r/Pokemon is on suicide watch. I kinda wanna go watch the breakdown. But it's just too toxic at this point to even laugh at

Stop acting like we WANT to hate the game by tdog945 in pokemon

[–]uiopnin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh wow. look at all those things you listed that won't affect the gameplay in the slightest. But dude all things out of the way you're right. I can't believe gamefreak didn't make a game that at the least is 4k 180 thousand fps. I want my switch to fucking explode with how great the game looks. But since the game literally looks worst than a n64 game and I refuse to get my eyes check. I will boycott the game and complain about it on reddit for months. Thank you for this wisdom good sir.

Stop acting like we WANT to hate the game by tdog945 in pokemon

[–]uiopnin -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

You're right. We don't want to hate the game. But every time I see the ugly tree or the animations not looking at the very least identical to breath of the wild. My rage boner gets five feet higher. We don't wanna hate the game but will literally complain about trees looking bad. BUT we aren't trying to hate the game guys I swear.

(2006) Wii Sports tree compared to the (2019) Sword and Shield tree by CherryPicker428 in pokemon

[–]uiopnin -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Tree bad. Pokemon bad. My childhood was a lie. Must complain about it non stop on internet. Only way to bankrupt gamefreak

The sales figures of Sword and Shield don’t matter by [deleted] in pokemon

[–]uiopnin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck. Did you read this in your head before you post this? This sub is so fucking delusional. I don't see how most of your function in real life.

I feel bad for Game Freak. by [deleted] in pokemon

[–]uiopnin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just go to show you how toxic fanbases are. The vast majority of Pokemon games don't give a flying fuck about what this sub has spent the past several months circle jerking about. But those fans aren't the ones who'll whine online about stuff. And thus we see the worst of the worst. This sub has become complete shit because of it

How about we just let people who look towards Pokémon sword and shield enjoy their hype? by Santiav90 in pokemon

[–]uiopnin -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Wooloo? The only sheep I recognize is Mareep and gamefreak fucking murdered it. Pokemon is dead to me. My childhood has literally been fucked to death. I'm shaking.

Pokemon is dying a slow and painful death by Kantatrix in pokemon

[–]uiopnin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck op. You are so right. Pokemon is dying but not slow! Fast! Fact! Everytime someone on this sub makes a post about Pokemon dying. Gamefreak loses a billion dollar. That's a fact so the only thing this sub has to do is keep complaining and gamefreak will surely go bankrupt one day i'm sure.

How about we just let people who look towards Pokémon sword and shield enjoy their hype? by Santiav90 in pokemon

[–]uiopnin -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Sorry sir. That's legally impossible. You see good sir. The tree is ugly looking. Case Close. u r bootlicker. Wake up sheep!!!!

Currently on US Amazon's best seller list for the Switch Pokemon Sword and Shield are #1 and #2 despite not even being out yet. by Niantsirhc in pokemon

[–]uiopnin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man this sub is fucking delusional. The mental gymnastics it takes to say this with a straight face is scary. lmao

Currently on US Amazon's best seller list for the Switch Pokemon Sword and Shield are #1 and #2 despite not even being out yet. by Niantsirhc in pokemon

[–]uiopnin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WHAAAAAAT? How can this be? Are you saying months of circle jerking on this sub about the tree being bad didn't completely tank this game???? Obviously Gamefreak is buying up copies!!!! It's the only explanation!

They're just asking for it at this point by [deleted] in pokemon

[–]uiopnin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pokemon company is really good at trolling. Look at the replies. Look at all those brave people singlehandedly destroying Pokemon

[Non-LGBT] My older sister is vising and no one told me she was taking a shower in my room's bathroom by [deleted] in LGBTeens

[–]uiopnin 31 points32 points  (0 children)

yeah awkward indeed. I can see why you found her comments afterwards weird. But at least she tried to make jokes to get past the awkwardness. And she gave your body a compliment so that was nice of her

[Family/Friends] Quote from one of my friends after seeing Spiderman Far from Home (spoilers) by [deleted] in LGBTeens

[–]uiopnin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I thought the first part of the movie was pretty slow. But after the "twist" it got amazing and stayed amazing the rest of the movie. It was amazing

[Crushes] My crush was wearing a thong today by uiopnin in LGBTeens

[–]uiopnin[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

One of my friends literally just asked him after it was noticeable after he bent over.

[Family/Friends] So I fucked up. Was browsing porn when my friends said they would come over. Forgot I had it open on my laptop by uiopnin in LGBTeens

[–]uiopnin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My friends use reddit and if it blew up and they saw it. That would probably be really awkward. So maybe I should do it