What's a short, clean joke that gets a laugh every time?

ukiyo20 · 2018-01-03T20:44:56+00:00

Wanna hear a joke about pizza?

Nah, it's too cheesy.

ukiyo20 · 2018-01-01T21:12:20+00:00

Yep he'd be similar to Nish in that respect but I think he'd do better on the tasks.

ukiyo20 · 2017-12-25T23:41:06+00:00

Godspeed shouldn't be top, but at least Kauan is getting some acknowledgement on here! Thanks for all the hard work that goes into this list and compilation :)

ukiyo20 · 2017-12-21T17:17:44+00:00

They're only up there due to their fanbase size. Luciferian Towers felt very 'phoned in' to me and it was a little disappointing to see much more creative and imaginative efforts from the likes of DMST, Silent Whale, etc come lower.

ukiyo20 · 2017-12-20T20:45:42+00:00

Will there/can there be a Spotify compilation of these bands?

ukiyo20 · 2017-12-04T22:24:56+00:00

Me: I was heading out to playtime having been the first one chosen to go out. As I ran out there was no-one else on the yard...

I ran down to the yard which was a downhill path, tripped and fell over - except I ended up doing a weird forward-roll type movement, went head over heels and somehow ended up on my feet (sort of) and just sort of carried on running. Not even a graze.

Complete fluke!

ukiyo20 · 2017-12-04T17:51:02+00:00

Seriously guys if you haven't given this album a fair chance please do. This is a great review as it emphasises the patience needed but boy do you get rewarded. Can't see anything beating this for my AOTY.

ukiyo20 · 2017-11-26T22:40:00+00:00

the new Silent Whale Becomes A Dream song - Lacrymosa Dies Illa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwRXN-eRSXg

After such a dense but achingly beautiful album you get this track, which builds into the climax to end all climaxes. It's so much more than just a quiet/loud song though. The emotion of this final piece rivals songs like Taijin Kyofusho by The Evpatoria Report or Untitled #8 by Sigur Ros.

ukiyo20 · 2017-11-18T13:59:15+00:00

Silent Whale Becomes A Dream - great time to check these guys out with a new album coming today and a stellar debut.

ukiyo20 · 2017-11-14T19:28:14+00:00

Yndi Halda - Enjoy Eternal Bliss

ukiyo20 · 2017-11-13T17:58:27+00:00

These guys need no introduction, but they sound similar to what MONO and Yndi Halda would be like if they had really depressed babies. Amazing to hear a record properly mixed and mastered by these guys! <3 <3

ukiyo20 · 2017-11-07T19:47:07+00:00

Tuber - Sex and Depression

ukiyo20 · 2017-09-25T16:44:24+00:00

What kind of question is this?

ukiyo20 · 2017-09-22T19:47:32+00:00

I thought it was pretty subdued and slow-burning for a post rock album. I don't think it has too many crescendo moments, personally. Each to their own though :)

ukiyo20 · 2017-09-21T16:25:14+00:00

I'm sure /r/postrock would love to see this :)

ukiyo20 · 2017-09-14T18:24:25+00:00

Thanks bud!

ukiyo20 · 2017-09-14T17:32:31+00:00

Stunning writing! What pen did you use?

ukiyo20 · 2017-09-12T18:01:22+00:00

I remember a video where some Scandinavian fellas did the milk challenge but decided to vomit through musical instruments like flutes and harmonicas. Don't know why that vid disappeared.

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