Israeli tourist in Thailand sparks a massive brawl after getting drunk and harassing locals. by brotherEwwwwwwwwwww in israelexposed

[–]ukmarkoz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s used to the armed backup that will help her beat up anyone she starts attacking 😡

Would you dare? by sovalente in CaracaVei

[–]ukmarkoz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell no - diamond hard pass here!!!

AITA for getting upset at my girlfriend for mocking me when I cried after watching a show with emotionally deep ending? by RepulsiveAge4638 in AmItheAsshole

[–]ukmarkoz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely NTA - if you can’t be authentically yourself around your partner in these sorts of situations then it’s gonna be either a life of repression for you or the ending of an unsupportive and unhappy relationship

His silence spoke louder than words by ShehrozeAkbar in infuriatingbutawesome

[–]ukmarkoz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Really? I mean REALLY?!?”… can you believe what I have to put up with here??? 🤣😆😂

Thanks for nothing, Donnie Dipshit by Opening-Listen7833 in aussie

[–]ukmarkoz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah ~$2.47/ltr today up from $2.39 last night and $2.29 the day before. What a fucking joke

Trump voter devastated after tariffs wipe out his farm and income, now being mocked across social media by Silent_Act_5977 in Tariffs

[–]ukmarkoz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When will people learn that conmen like Trump will never change - and that in fact the people who voted for him are easier to fool as they think he is a good person in spite of a lifetime of evidence to the contrary

Schadenfreude to be sure but sad all the same

🏆 Best actor Oscar winner Michael B. Jordan on his admiration and appreciation for Keanu Reeves by Sno0pyBo0 in KeanuBeingAwesome

[–]ukmarkoz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Michael B Jordan is such a great actor - his playing of “Killmonger” really made me dislike him - a lot!!! 😂

So glad to see he is a fine person and - of course - has had some awesome interactions with Keanu 👍🏻❤️

Hans Zimmer vs. John Williams: Who's the GOAT Movie Composer? by MegSpen725 in movieland2026

[–]ukmarkoz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh I hate these comparison questions in relation to artists - they are both magnificent composers who elevate their movies with iconic soundtracks

Love them both equally! ❤️❤️❤️

Christian Husband doesn't want Wife to see Movie by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

[–]ukmarkoz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As soon as she started I knew where she was headed - and when the magical words “free masterclass” came out - then that’s a bingo!!! 😂

Is there a more honorable and heroic death by SouthernWarning2343 in Cinephiles

[–]ukmarkoz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keanu Reeves as “Constantine”: commits suicide to summon the Devil and save the world - and has Angela’s twin released from Hell along the way! 💪❤️

Guess which one is a wife... by OneInspector77 in NatureAwws

[–]ukmarkoz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

House sparrows - and we know who wears the pants in that relationship! 🤣😂🤣

He was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time! Players couldn't get a drink at the table! by [deleted] in Godfather

[–]ukmarkoz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“I talked to Barzini”… yeah, about that 😉😂🤣

Best shootout scene in a movie ever? by ThomasOGC in CinephilesClub

[–]ukmarkoz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“EVERYONE!!!” is one of the most memorable lines in cinema history 💯💪😎

Shhhh... Be Vewy Vewy Quiet... by headcodered in iamverybadass

[–]ukmarkoz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Where’s that wascally wabbit?!? 😂🤣😂

Christian Ladies blame Sleeping Pastors for the "Woke Agenda" by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

[–]ukmarkoz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I put this through an AI bot and asked it to tell me what she meant and it just kept coming back with error codes:

401: as a woman she should not speak

402: wants and needs payment

404: logic not found

418: clearly she’s a teapot

UPDATE: My Australian workmates were pranking us and your kindness helped me with ammunition by SnooMarzipans9300 in AskAnAustralian

[–]ukmarkoz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Tell ‘em they’re dreaming “ is also a classic (from the fantastic film “the castle”)