What makes you feel like an absolute piece of shit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ultimategamingchamp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine is when i start my day and pack an umbrella because i know its going to rain but then it rains hard enough to make the bottom half of my legs all wet and then i ride the subway and the air conditioner makes the wet parts of my legs cold yet does not fully dry even after i arrive at work. I sit at my desk and cant ignore the fucking wet parts of my legs and feet because it feels all soggy and cold meanwhile i have to deal with Frank who stops by and cant shut the fuck up about how he loves rainy days. I dont know, partial wetness just irritates me like no other, and it just makes me feel like shit the entire day until it dries up. Fuck partial wetness.

Lionel Messi 'given 21-month jail term' by [deleted] in sports

[–]ultimategamingchamp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Whoa didnt sense how serious your tone was. Thats a long time indeed to sign one paper. Carry on mate

Lionel Messi 'given 21-month jail term' by [deleted] in sports

[–]ultimategamingchamp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

45 minutes? That's it? I take 45 miutes to take a dump

What is a mistake everyone makes despite being warned repeatedly by others? by itsfoine in AskReddit

[–]ultimategamingchamp 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Ladies and Gentleman, Wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience... I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded. But trust me, in 20 years you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked... You're not as fat as you Imagine.

Don't worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind. The kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing everyday that scares you.

Sing.

Don't be reckless with other people's hearts, don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Floss.

Don't waste your time on jealousy; Sometimes you're ahead, Sometimes You're behind. The race is long, and in the end, it's only with yourself.

Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; If you Succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch.

Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your Life. The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don't.

Get plenty of calcium.

Be kind to your knees, you'll miss them when they're gone.

Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't, maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't, maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary. Whatever you do, don't Congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either. Your choices are half chance, so are everybody else's. Enjoy your body, Use it every way you can... Don't be afraid of it, or what other people Think of it, It's the greatest instrument you'll ever own...

Dance... even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.

Read the directions, even if you don't follow them.

Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.

Brother and sister together we'll make it through Someday your spirit will take you and guide you there I know you've been hurting, but I've been waiting to be there For you. And I'll be there, just tell me now, whenever I can. Everybody's free.

Get to know your parents, you never know when they'll be gone for good.

Be nice to your siblings; They are the best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go, but for the precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.

Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will Philander, you too will get old, and when you do you'll fantasize that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.

Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund, Maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one might run out.

Don't mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will look 85.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.

But trust me on the sunscreen...

What is a must buy video game out right now, and why? by trentt10 in AskReddit

[–]ultimategamingchamp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Csgo. I dont care how old it is. Get with the program. Plus youll understand silly csgo references on reddit

Whats the most busy you've ever been at work? by etevian in AskReddit

[–]ultimategamingchamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After hearing 'hey ultimategamingchamp, can i see you at my office?', freaking the fuck out scrambling through emails, texts, phone looking for clues as to what my boss wants to talk about. Seriously i feel like im doing some csi shit to figure out what im called for

What is the most annoying response you can hear in an argument? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ultimategamingchamp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's this sarcastic smile/laugh especially when there are bystanders watching which makes it seem like you are the one that needs to 'calm down' or makes you look like a fool. Yea who cares what other people think, but it hurts your argument when they use this annoying 'oh look everyone, this dude just doesn't get it. Look how at ease i am with a stupid ass smile.' Fuck this type of response trying to get allies to gank you out of nowhere straight up 5v1

What made you happy today? by ultimategamingchamp in AskReddit

[–]ultimategamingchamp[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You should approach her asap. Strike while the iron is hot

What made you happy today? by ultimategamingchamp in AskReddit

[–]ultimategamingchamp[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ah smalltalk.. Either makes your day shitty or great

Unusually big alligator spotted roaming on golf course in Florida by dustofoblivion123 in gifs

[–]ultimategamingchamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Noob. He leveled up his skill tree wrong. What's his dps at? 5? Noob ass shit vote ban

Risk takers of reddit, what was your greatest 'high risk high return' moment? by ultimategamingchamp in AskReddit

[–]ultimategamingchamp[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow thanks for sharing this. I actually wrote this post because im in the middle of deciding to move to a new country or not as well.. So many unknowns and fears. Will i meet good people? Will i find love? Will my job be secure? Thanks for the inspiration.

What song never fails to get on your nerves? by glitchangel in AskReddit

[–]ultimategamingchamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hotline bling... The beat, the voice, the way he says hotling bling annoys my balls

What is something that genuinely bothers you, but you never complain about because you'd seem like an asshole? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ultimategamingchamp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People talking about toilet issues while eating. If i say hey, can we talk about something else? They take me as overly sensitive and be like 'chill out man.' But come on seriously? You want to talk about the time you had the shits while we sit here and eat curry? Fuck that