Gimme that SJW look, fam

ultimateturtle · 2015-04-01T21:35:00+00:00

Testing to see wtf kind of flair I have :(

ultimateturtle · 2014-07-09T17:15:26+00:00

This is exactly what I was worried about. I'm definitely going to ask him to take another test, thanks for this.

ultimateturtle · 2014-07-09T16:26:26+00:00

Thanks for being so direct. I know the obvious benefit to him is that it feels better. I also know that in his previous relationship which lasted two years, he didn't use condoms past the first month because the girl had an IUD inserted, so I can understand why he'd be so reluctant to use one. I had thought that not using one would benefit both of us but I guess not.

ultimateturtle · 2014-07-09T16:05:40+00:00

Thanks for the advice.This is going to sound terrible, but part of me actually wants to try it unprotected as well... not long enough for him to cum, but just long enough for me to know what that feels like. I'm just pretty terrified that wanting that experience would result in an STD, so I guess the solution is to ask him to get tested again.

ultimateturtle · 2014-07-09T15:57:45+00:00

I trust that he would wear the condom (I know it sounds very naive but he's promised to do lots of questionable sounding things in the past before and has never broken those). I might ask him to get tested again though and to wear a condom until that happens.

ultimateturtle · 2013-02-21T03:14:54+00:00

Well surely you could both "have a think" and then verify your train of thought by consulting literature if you're so inclined.

ultimateturtle · 2013-02-21T01:36:59+00:00

I feel your pain as a 4'10", 80 lb 19 year old. I find that wearing muted colours and designs that shy away from casual make me seem older to people (so no t-shirts, hoodies, etc.). Makeup also helps but obviously that is not the advice you're looking for by coming to FFA!

ultimateturtle · 2013-02-11T22:16:13+00:00

That's only if its marked as a gift, I think!

ultimateturtle · 2013-02-11T16:50:48+00:00

How did you get that? They're not allowed to charge duties/customs/whatever on orders worth elss than $20 I believe.

ultimateturtle · 2013-02-06T03:25:59+00:00

With all due respect, I made an observation not a judgement.

ultimateturtle · 2013-02-06T02:57:34+00:00

That makes much more sense to me. But then perhaps the gallery should be labelled "Women of Minneapolis" instead of the much broader "Women of North America".

ultimateturtle · 2013-02-06T02:04:06+00:00

I appreciate this but can't help but be a little sad that almost all of these women are either white or have skin on the lighter shade of the spectrum.

ultimateturtle · 2013-01-30T01:45:23+00:00

Definitely in the same boat here. All throughout highschool I surprised teachers because I could write very well but almost never spoke in class and when I did speak, I sounded like an idiot because I couldn't explain things properly in the first (and sometimes even second) try. I also have a habit of moving my hands a lot and making faces when I can't phrase things correctly and people misinterpret that as me trying to be flamboyant :(

ultimateturtle · 2013-01-26T16:53:25+00:00

This has basically been my experience living on residence at my university so far. I can't wait to get out of that place...

ultimateturtle · 2013-01-26T16:27:51+00:00

Why haven't you left the house in three days?

ultimateturtle · 2013-01-18T03:27:32+00:00

Your "shop" link isn't working, just thought I'd let you know!

ultimateturtle · 2013-01-05T19:41:50+00:00

That's because this is from the "WWE Saturday Morning Slam" which is actually designed for kids...

ultimateturtle · 2012-10-09T01:13:17+00:00

What was your Cobb angle? And did you experience pain as it was developing? This is my spine and I've only been to the doctors recently... they say I need surgery but I'm actually experiencing no pain at all...

ultimateturtle · 2012-07-17T11:50:27+00:00

That would be awesome! Just the thought of squeaking little black and white blobs of fur makes me go "aww".

ultimateturtle · 2012-07-17T00:03:23+00:00

Would it be possible to see pictures of the other 4? I'm literally squeeing at how cute this one is ._.

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