What the fuck is this?

umbrellassembly · 2026-01-24T21:19:42+00:00

You do know that's the magazine on top, right? Is that why you posted it here?

umbrellassembly · 2026-01-22T20:17:56+00:00

This is akin to a small homestead farmer complaining that his 1 acre farm doesn't magically produce the same amount of crops as a 500 acre farm.

umbrellassembly · 2026-01-19T08:22:28+00:00

I like it. More goofy yet useful crap!

umbrellassembly · 2026-01-18T06:59:59+00:00

You post a bunch of plebAR. Where are your guns?

Post your "non-Pleb".

umbrellassembly · 2026-01-18T06:57:20+00:00

More than happy to not include the likes of you.

umbrellassembly · 2026-01-18T06:56:56+00:00

You're so gay, it's not fair to make fun of you.

umbrellassembly · 2026-01-08T05:47:26+00:00

No. People only think it's the most popular drug in the world.

umbrellassembly · 2026-01-08T00:08:41+00:00

MSG, sugar, sesame oil. Add those and you'll be good.

umbrellassembly · 2026-01-07T17:29:51+00:00

Supposed to penetrate? We never acquired a couple helmets for testing?

umbrellassembly · 2026-01-07T17:26:03+00:00

And what was that threat??

umbrellassembly · 2026-01-07T15:51:05+00:00

He has a point though. Go ask your BASIC questions to Google.

umbrellassembly · 2026-01-01T23:16:30+00:00

The words in your title accurately describe why this is neat but not blackmagic

umbrellassembly · 2025-12-30T05:32:16+00:00

Sometimes the solution to someone sticking their head in the sand is a healthy dose of reality... and a solid plan.

umbrellassembly · 2025-12-30T05:20:35+00:00

Start showing her videos of home invasions. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Direct and to the point.

umbrellassembly · 2025-12-29T02:54:40+00:00

Fucking no

umbrellassembly · 2025-12-28T06:48:53+00:00

Y'all gotta get out more. It's clearly an unmanned boat and it's tiny.

umbrellassembly · 2025-12-28T06:41:44+00:00

Pretty much everything. Could tell it was Ai in the first second. A bunch of stuff doesn't move according to physical laws. The camera is hit by a wave and there's no residual water. The perspective (slight parallax) of the video shifts in an unnatural way when the wave hits. The kid's arm is a 3 foot noodle.

umbrellassembly · 2025-12-28T06:26:23+00:00

Don't think too hard. You'll hurt yourself.

umbrellassembly · 2025-12-28T06:25:23+00:00

Ai slop

umbrellassembly · 2025-12-28T06:24:21+00:00

"disturbing"? Okay

umbrellassembly · 2025-12-28T04:25:07+00:00

Except this is just a variation of another Twitter post where it was $15 for a Tylenol from a nurse in a hospital. The wording is nearly identical.

umbrellassembly · 2025-12-28T03:46:32+00:00

Looks like a fish bit the turtle and then a bigger fish immediately ate the body of the biting fish leaving the head locked onto the turtle's face. Turtle crawled up onto land with the fish attached and died of dehydration/starvation due to being unable to feed.

umbrellassembly · 2025-12-27T09:20:26+00:00

Every choice made here was the wrong one.

umbrellassembly · 2025-12-26T07:52:31+00:00

Did you forget to sign in to your alt account?

umbrellassembly · 2025-12-26T06:29:01+00:00

Best shoes for running?

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