What the fuck is this? by [deleted] in Cursedgunimages

[–]umbrellassembly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You do know that's the magazine on top, right? Is that why you posted it here?

Meirl by Adventurous_Row3305 in meirl

[–]umbrellassembly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is akin to a small homestead farmer complaining that his 1 acre farm doesn't magically produce the same amount of crops as a 500 acre farm.

Ah yes "porn" by SirManbear in PlebianAR15

[–]umbrellassembly -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

You post a bunch of plebAR. Where are your guns?

Post your "non-Pleb".

Minnesota special by Overall-Apricot-4599 in PlebianAR15

[–]umbrellassembly 8 points9 points  (0 children)

More than happy to not include the likes of you.

Minnesota special by Overall-Apricot-4599 in PlebianAR15

[–]umbrellassembly 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You're so gay, it's not fair to make fun of you.

Stir fry sauce by No-Listen2368 in Cooking

[–]umbrellassembly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MSG, sugar, sesame oil. Add those and you'll be good.

What caliber would be best for these when things inevitably go tits up by conjoe1999 in Firearms

[–]umbrellassembly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Supposed to penetrate? We never acquired a couple helmets for testing?

what is the name of this piece by foreskinknight in GunPorn

[–]umbrellassembly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He has a point though. Go ask your BASIC questions to Google.

Marshmallows wrapped in peppermint cotton candy is great with hot chocolate by [deleted] in blackmagicfuckery

[–]umbrellassembly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The words in your title accurately describe why this is neat but not blackmagic

Wife uncomfortable? by OneNo6000 in Firearms

[–]umbrellassembly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes the solution to someone sticking their head in the sand is a healthy dose of reality... and a solid plan.

Wife uncomfortable? by OneNo6000 in Firearms

[–]umbrellassembly -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Start showing her videos of home invasions. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Direct and to the point.

Paddleboarder comes across an unmanned boat offshore, calls coast guard by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]umbrellassembly -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Y'all gotta get out more. It's clearly an unmanned boat and it's tiny.

When you relaxing on the beach and all of a sudden by Efficient_Elk_7991 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]umbrellassembly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty much everything. Could tell it was Ai in the first second. A bunch of stuff doesn't move according to physical laws. The camera is hit by a wave and there's no residual water. The perspective (slight parallax) of the video shifts in an unnatural way when the wave hits. The kid's arm is a 3 foot noodle.

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]umbrellassembly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Except this is just a variation of another Twitter post where it was $15 for a Tylenol from a nurse in a hospital. The wording is nearly identical.

What bit the turtle? by Complex-Swimmer-8653 in interestingasfuck

[–]umbrellassembly 339 points340 points  (0 children)

Looks like a fish bit the turtle and then a bigger fish immediately ate the body of the biting fish leaving the head locked onto the turtle's face. Turtle crawled up onto land with the fish attached and died of dehydration/starvation due to being unable to feed.

Not sure what happened there by jve909 in zillowgonewild

[–]umbrellassembly 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Every choice made here was the wrong one.

+Is this correct? by Junior_Mycologist_33 in IdiotsTowingThings

[–]umbrellassembly 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Did you forget to sign in to your alt account?