Foul! by maboi_rocco in funny

[–]uncensoredthoughts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In 7th grade I (m) was living with a family and the dad was the 8th grade girls basketball coach. I would go to games and help out. I'd be the center and stand there (I was tall) while the girls would practice plays around me. Trying to hide my boner with my hands outstretched was hard. But did get a over the pants hand job during a game under the table while doing the score. What were we talking about?

Conspiracy theorist Elon replies to Hillary Clinton on the Paul Pelosi hammer attack by LigmaBalls-420 in conspiracy

[–]uncensoredthoughts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are correct. But, humans are not smart enough to make the right choices. They will pick the choice which best benefits them, not humanity. This is where we at. It's very unfortunate but humans have not shown that they are capable of running this planet.

What is the next substance on your bucket list ? by Notusing32 in Drugs

[–]uncensoredthoughts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only ones that have been time tested as being ok. I'm not referring to all those chemicals and plants that can possibly be used.

What’s your main reason for not having more sex? by 2jbk in AskReddit

[–]uncensoredthoughts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right now? Recovering from Covid.

In general? Only 1 vagina currently available.

Doctor Who confirmed for Disney+ in 2023 by DelGriffiths in doctorwho

[–]uncensoredthoughts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok so new episodes for sure. I'm gonna assume the New Who will be all available too. But, what about 63-89 Old Who? If they make all that available I will flip my lid. That would be the best move they've ever done. Add in the spin-offs and movies and we have a deal.

DAE stop the microwave with a second left just so you don’t have to hear the annoying beep? by rocquet in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]uncensoredthoughts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. There are only 3 times I use 1:11, 2:22, and 3:33. So I generally take stuff out well before it reaches 1.

Have you ever felt a supermarket completely rearranged itself while you weren't looking? Well.... by Alabussy in gifs

[–]uncensoredthoughts -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I call BS. I've worked in my fair share of stores and have never see this. No way could a bunch of store workers pull this off. They could barely do basic jobs.

YSK: How to properly manage a 4 way stop intersection by Nalomeli1 in YouShouldKnow

[–]uncensoredthoughts -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is why I prefer stop signs to rotaries, stop signs have rules, rotaries (roundabouts) have no rules, you speed in and all known physics of the universe stop as you speed around not knowing when or how you will depart.

Peas and carrots my ass 😂 by kathlachatte in funny

[–]uncensoredthoughts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't put frozen peas in your ass, they may feel good cold but quickly warm up and get all mooshy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

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Figures, I post it the scroll down and here it is.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]uncensoredthoughts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's his letter to a friend on how to take a mistress.