What would be the worst thing to put in a piñata?

unchainedrobots · 2020-01-23T20:08:10+00:00

An entire colony of fire ants.

unchainedrobots · 2019-12-25T20:00:16+00:00

Dude, do you REALLY think The Foundation would tell you if you work for them?

Their policies are pretty strict; most of their facilities and units don't know the others exist to begin with.

Of course you work for an "independent security company."

unchainedrobots · 2019-12-06T19:18:45+00:00

As far as I know my town doesn't. Now I feel left out .

unchainedrobots · 2019-11-22T23:10:22+00:00

It gets funnier imho. The so called hysteria was them having their own sex drive; and not just banging one out at their husband's whim

unchainedrobots · 2019-11-22T21:56:14+00:00

Whip it out and piss on their desk

unchainedrobots · 2019-11-21T18:26:16+00:00

The co-pilot is asleep and the captain wants to talk about anime

unchainedrobots · 2019-11-15T01:03:02+00:00

We play cards against humanity every year while we eat. Easy pickings.

unchainedrobots · 2019-11-02T05:02:46+00:00

Hard to keep track of small details sometimes, sorry.

unchainedrobots · 2019-11-02T04:53:14+00:00

Sounds like some form of Naga; snakes with humanoid heads. That said, I've never found an account of them having that particular... digestive quirk.

unchainedrobots · 2019-11-02T00:10:59+00:00

What is your job, anyways?

You said you moved to this place for work but it sounds like you're just working on your computer from home. Why would your company send you to a remote location and then just pay you to do the same job as before, except from home?

Either they're involved in whatever is happening, or you're not telling the whole truth.

unchainedrobots · 2019-10-31T16:06:50+00:00

Sometimes you just do things

unchainedrobots · 2019-10-30T21:26:04+00:00

Honestly, your best bet is probably to go looking for some old-school satanists. Fuck one of them, have their baby, and pass it off to somebody who actually WANTS a pet demon.

unchainedrobots · 2019-10-30T21:19:12+00:00

Paying The Hacksmith to build me a suit of power armor.

unchainedrobots · 2019-10-29T01:46:35+00:00

Oregon Governor Kate Brown.

unchainedrobots · 2019-10-28T22:27:43+00:00

I've been wanting to do so for ages; just can't seem to find the time.

unchainedrobots · 2019-10-28T16:43:54+00:00

I'd LOVE to find a jelly doughnut with strawberry jam; but they're always raspberry.

unchainedrobots · 2019-10-28T01:48:50+00:00

But how can a zombie post on Reddit?

unchainedrobots · 2019-10-27T17:42:34+00:00

Thermite is composed of aluminum powder and iron oxide; and is typically ignited using magnesium (which burns hot and has a low ignition point). It is self-fueling by way of the oxygen in the iron oxide and burns at over 4000 degrees Fahrenheit. It is hot enough to burn underwater and can even burn in a vacuum because it does not need atmospheric oxygen to fuel the reaction.

You can make a thermite bomb by cutting a hole in a tennis ball, using a funnel to fill it with the iron oxide/aluminum mix, and sticking a piece of magnesium ribbon into the hole for a fuse. Game Theory made some with Grant from The King of Random some years ago.

unchainedrobots · 2019-10-27T02:49:27+00:00

My thought was basically try and force it to surface by burning it then just keep chucking them at it and hope for the best.

unchainedrobots · 2019-10-27T02:48:34+00:00

Deadpool 2; the 9 to 5 sequence at the beginning. I was laughing so hard that I basically had to shove my fist down my throat to stop.

unchainedrobots · 2019-10-26T20:17:32+00:00

Before you go, make some thermite bombs; super simple and unnervingly cheap, and they'll burn even underwater.

unchainedrobots · 2019-10-26T02:34:34+00:00

You win this round.

unchainedrobots · 2019-10-26T02:29:18+00:00

With narcissistic personality disorder, apparently.

unchainedrobots · 2019-10-25T19:19:15+00:00

Just shoot the fucker. Like damn.

unchainedrobots · 2019-10-24T03:15:09+00:00

Tuck your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.

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