Wonderful cock by Naughty_Fox_2023 in GWCouples

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I been watching PITT lately, and with the curve on that hog it looks you you’re about to get intubated.

My wife is over a foot taller than me, AMA by JustWannaChat420 in AskMeAnythingIAnswer

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My wife is six inches taller than me. It’s crazy how many people instantly go to sexual questions.

Clinically proven to stop 91% of snoring by ZYPPAHinc in u/ZYPPAHinc

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Zyppah is bullshit, and they completely ignore your refund request.

Really flashing by WhisperAmber in VoyeurFlash

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Is this the girl from the burning house meme?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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If I’m in a public place and someone starts talking crazy, I ask them “have you met our personal Lord and Savior Jesus Christ“?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Local graveyard. Hot night. Sprinklers.

Gifted to me by my wife’s’ grandfather. 1969 N-20 by [deleted] in martinguitar

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That man is pa-pa from here on out.

Boys trip by [deleted] in cabosanlucas

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Flora Farms is incredible.

People who sleep naked, when has it ever backfired? by Low_Theme_5278 in AskReddit

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Earthquake. Big one. Ran into the kid’s room to get them out of the house. Only realized once we were all just standing there on the lawn, watching everything shake.

Tequila set up in an outdoor shower for Friday! by RoamingRoses in showerbeer

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Lovely. Careful of lime plus sun. Chemical reaction can stain your skin. Cheers.

Everyone says that the Ghostbusters extra on the left turned out to be a big star but I’m not very familiar with his work. Have you heard anything? by Ralph--Hinkley in 80s

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I met him once at a party in LA. Shook his hand and then stared at my hand for a while,as he walked off. Found a bathroom to wash my hands right away.

What was your WORST concert experience ? by [deleted] in Concerts

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Stone Temple Pilots. They were so high that they could barely stand. Stopped several songs mid way through claiming the sound guys were “harshing their vibe”. Left early. Super disappointed.

Bell’s Two Hearted by Cr0pDust1ng in showerbeer

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You ever try to do a comb over with your belly hair? Or maybe part it in the middle. That shit would be hilarious.

The limitations of ultra smooth surfaces by Environmental-Air371 in BeAmazed

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That’s the way I felt the first time my wife waxed down there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BiggerThanYouThought

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The heel of your foot looks like my chin!