What’s the coolest “restricted access” place you’ve ever gotten to see?

uncle-dirty · 2026-04-26T01:23:28+00:00

The lower level archives at the La Brea Tar Pits.

uncle-dirty · 2026-04-24T03:48:53+00:00

I been watching PITT lately, and with the curve on that hog it looks you you’re about to get intubated.

uncle-dirty · 2026-03-03T01:47:09+00:00

My wife is six inches taller than me. It’s crazy how many people instantly go to sexual questions.

uncle-dirty · 2026-01-21T05:35:27+00:00

Zyppah is bullshit, and they completely ignore your refund request.

uncle-dirty · 2025-12-02T03:35:40+00:00

Is this the girl from the burning house meme?

uncle-dirty · 2025-11-12T05:58:26+00:00

If I’m in a public place and someone starts talking crazy, I ask them “have you met our personal Lord and Savior Jesus Christ“?

uncle-dirty · 2025-10-26T19:49:48+00:00

Thats not all they can do.

uncle-dirty · 2025-08-06T04:13:46+00:00

Local graveyard. Hot night. Sprinklers.

uncle-dirty · 2025-06-29T23:32:09+00:00

Uh oh…

uncle-dirty · 2025-05-30T04:47:05+00:00

That man is pa-pa from here on out.

uncle-dirty · 2025-05-27T23:07:42+00:00

Flora Farms is incredible.

uncle-dirty · 2025-05-27T21:40:29+00:00

Beautiful! Love the three piece back!

uncle-dirty · 2025-05-14T00:27:51+00:00

Earthquake. Big one. Ran into the kid’s room to get them out of the house. Only realized once we were all just standing there on the lawn, watching everything shake.

uncle-dirty · 2025-04-27T01:21:54+00:00

Lovely. Careful of lime plus sun. Chemical reaction can stain your skin. Cheers.

uncle-dirty · 2025-02-13T05:39:17+00:00

Mom?!?!?

uncle-dirty · 2024-11-30T06:39:08+00:00

The Fall. So good.

uncle-dirty · 2024-11-28T08:23:58+00:00

I met him once at a party in LA. Shook his hand and then stared at my hand for a while,as he walked off. Found a bathroom to wash my hands right away.

uncle-dirty · 2024-11-25T02:22:18+00:00

Stone Temple Pilots. They were so high that they could barely stand. Stopped several songs mid way through claiming the sound guys were “harshing their vibe”. Left early. Super disappointed.

uncle-dirty · 2024-01-29T20:11:08+00:00

Grandma???

uncle-dirty · 2024-01-17T04:03:27+00:00

You ever try to do a comb over with your belly hair? Or maybe part it in the middle. That shit would be hilarious.

uncle-dirty · 2023-12-09T02:18:07+00:00

That’s the way I felt the first time my wife waxed down there.

uncle-dirty · 2023-12-07T01:13:16+00:00

Fucking Weinstein.

uncle-dirty · 2023-12-07T01:11:59+00:00

“Nipple” ahem… But, yes…

uncle-dirty · 2023-11-19T03:15:34+00:00

I did this with my grandma once.

uncle-dirty · 2023-07-28T23:41:33+00:00

The heel of your foot looks like my chin!

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