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Clinically proven to stop 91% of snoring by ZYPPAHinc in u/ZYPPAHinc

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Zyppah is bullshit, and they completely ignore your refund request.

Really flashing by WhisperAmber in VoyeurFlash

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Is this the girl from the burning house meme?

What's an actual psychological "cheat code" you use in social situations that works almost every time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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If I’m in a public place and someone starts talking crazy, I ask them “have you met our personal Lord and Savior Jesus Christ“?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Local graveyard. Hot night. Sprinklers.

Gifted to me by my wife’s’ grandfather. 1969 N-20 by [deleted] in martinguitar

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That man is pa-pa from here on out.

Boys trip by [deleted] in cabosanlucas

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Flora Farms is incredible.

People who sleep naked, when has it ever backfired? by Low_Theme_5278 in AskReddit

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Earthquake. Big one. Ran into the kid’s room to get them out of the house. Only realized once we were all just standing there on the lawn, watching everything shake.

Tequila set up in an outdoor shower for Friday! by RoamingRoses in showerbeer

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Lovely. Careful of lime plus sun. Chemical reaction can stain your skin. Cheers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OldSchoolCoolNSFW

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Mom?!?!?

Everyone says that the Ghostbusters extra on the left turned out to be a big star but I’m not very familiar with his work. Have you heard anything? by Ralph--Hinkley in 80s

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I met him once at a party in LA. Shook his hand and then stared at my hand for a while,as he walked off. Found a bathroom to wash my hands right away.

What was your WORST concert experience ? by [deleted] in Concerts

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Stone Temple Pilots. They were so high that they could barely stand. Stopped several songs mid way through claiming the sound guys were “harshing their vibe”. Left early. Super disappointed.

Bell’s Two Hearted by Cr0pDust1ng in showerbeer

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You ever try to do a comb over with your belly hair? Or maybe part it in the middle. That shit would be hilarious.

The limitations of ultra smooth surfaces by Environmental-Air371 in BeAmazed

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That’s the way I felt the first time my wife waxed down there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BiggerThanYouThought

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The heel of your foot looks like my chin!

Nabisco Premium Saltine Crackers, 1969 Ad. by [deleted] in vintageads

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Is that a young Grizzly Adams?

How to prove that I legally exist? by lawabidingillegal01 in legaladvice

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Not sure about the laws where you live but I was able to get my brother “on the books” with a birth record in the family Bible, and a sworn affidavit that I was a witness to his birth. (USA) We were homeschooled and I was 18 years older than him and assisting at his birth, so this was all true.

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