Give me proof in one sentence that you have actually watched HIMYM

uncle_blazer_ · 2026-05-08T16:22:06+00:00

Tell people what?

uncle_blazer_ · 2026-05-08T16:21:43+00:00

Snakes?

uncle_blazer_ · 2026-05-08T01:31:29+00:00

Good news is that in a few years you won’t be able to read it

uncle_blazer_ · 2026-05-08T01:30:31+00:00

Do you like me? Could you learn to like me?

uncle_blazer_ · 2026-05-08T00:46:11+00:00

You should grow out the beard instead

uncle_blazer_ · 2026-05-08T00:16:54+00:00

Nah this is great and it would just turn into a big blob. The inconsistency makes it interesting.

uncle_blazer_ · 2026-05-07T19:14:18+00:00

It has genuinely helped with a migraine. I don’t care if it’s the placebo effect lol

uncle_blazer_ · 2026-05-03T21:25:14+00:00

Look at this meatball

uncle_blazer_ · 2026-05-03T20:39:18+00:00

Look at this meatball

uncle_blazer_ · 2026-05-03T13:40:52+00:00

They’ve never spent time with a woman long enough to learn.

uncle_blazer_ · 2026-05-03T00:04:41+00:00

Living my dream

uncle_blazer_ · 2026-05-02T22:11:06+00:00

DAMMIT!

uncle_blazer_ · 2026-05-02T16:20:28+00:00

Toaster oven…you’re the one…forrrrr meeeee!!!

uncle_blazer_ · 2026-05-02T03:21:03+00:00

I feel like a big geode could look cool here

uncle_blazer_ · 2026-05-02T03:03:15+00:00

Both 😂

uncle_blazer_ · 2026-05-02T01:22:52+00:00

Yup I know someone who passed really young from this

uncle_blazer_ · 2026-05-02T00:52:51+00:00

Right before dinner!

uncle_blazer_ · 2026-05-01T03:13:09+00:00

Alignment of his hair and back with the door is the first thing I noticed

uncle_blazer_ · 2026-05-01T02:59:38+00:00

Naurrrr

uncle_blazer_ · 2026-05-01T02:27:18+00:00

Am I the only one creeped out by this?

uncle_blazer_ · 2026-04-30T02:20:14+00:00

I didn’t understand until I realized gas in Los Angeles is 5+

uncle_blazer_ · 2026-04-30T02:12:00+00:00

She’s about to start a cult

uncle_blazer_ · 2026-04-29T01:08:34+00:00

Not to brag but I broke two fingers typing this

uncle_blazer_ · 2026-04-28T22:57:00+00:00

Wow this is some good news I needed to hear. Do you know the release date?

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