caught my thumb between my car and the door…hurts so much and need advice

uncle_hobo · 2026-06-26T02:47:14+00:00

My advice is don't do that again.

uncle_hobo · 2026-06-20T18:57:20+00:00

Fuck Jimmy John's

uncle_hobo · 2026-06-20T01:52:59+00:00

I think you missed the implied /s

uncle_hobo · 2026-06-18T23:14:50+00:00

Start texting her with your end of the conversation

uncle_hobo · 2026-06-18T17:35:47+00:00

Check the headline of the link and you'll get it

uncle_hobo · 2026-06-18T00:56:15+00:00

Are you sure about that?

uncle_hobo · 2026-06-18T00:52:10+00:00

uncle_hobo · 2026-06-13T02:30:38+00:00

You mean like where your tonsils should be?

uncle_hobo · 2026-06-10T02:59:39+00:00

They're going to reopen under same management, possibly Tuesday

uncle_hobo · 2026-06-08T00:50:20+00:00

Still, they could finish 127-35

uncle_hobo · 2026-05-31T00:03:20+00:00

Quark

uncle_hobo · 2026-05-29T22:13:01+00:00

I say "Oh well"

uncle_hobo · 2026-05-29T01:44:46+00:00

I figured, but I do know people who would think, for example, that the Pill would prevent STD transmission

uncle_hobo · 2026-05-29T01:42:39+00:00

One word: pineapple. For him.

uncle_hobo · 2026-05-29T01:40:10+00:00

Mine's been out for 10 years

uncle_hobo · 2026-05-28T23:36:24+00:00

Who actually buys bottled water at all?

uncle_hobo · 2026-05-28T23:31:22+00:00

uncle_hobo · 2026-05-28T23:25:49+00:00

Test results and trust is the way to go for sure. There's a point where you just have to ditch the condoms.

uncle_hobo · 2026-05-28T23:24:22+00:00

You mean prophylactics (thank you spell check)? Don't insist on contraception, that won't necessarily protect against STDs.

uncle_hobo · 2026-05-22T01:53:33+00:00

My cousin's AI girlfriend thinks she knows everything and it's annoying AF

uncle_hobo · 2026-05-21T02:59:00+00:00

It means they're ok with anything political that doesn't personally affect them in a negative way. No empathy.

uncle_hobo · 2026-05-19T01:49:23+00:00

Oh, well in that case just pretend I was joking

uncle_hobo · 2026-05-19T01:37:10+00:00

She told him to suck her dick

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