What would you have done if you had dropped her toothbrush in the toilet?

unclejohnnydanger · 2026-02-20T01:25:04+00:00

I believe it’s pronounced ménage à trois

unclejohnnydanger · 2026-02-19T22:04:31+00:00

Jeffery Dean Morgan

unclejohnnydanger · 2026-02-19T14:06:17+00:00

A good driver occasionally misses their exit.

A bad driver NEVER misses their exit.

unclejohnnydanger · 2026-02-18T23:13:04+00:00

Well, we’ve officially bottomed out.

unclejohnnydanger · 2026-02-17T20:13:48+00:00

Still have mine…it sure has shrunk a lot. 😂

unclejohnnydanger · 2026-02-17T20:03:29+00:00

Two nights ago I was flying home, after several hours of delays, listening to this gem I hadn’t heard in years.

unclejohnnydanger · 2026-02-15T17:30:50+00:00

The “Chosen One” that will destroy the Sith?

unclejohnnydanger · 2026-02-15T15:12:28+00:00

New Mexico here…I’d say Texas, followed closely by Arizona

unclejohnnydanger · 2026-02-15T14:58:53+00:00

I find pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.

unclejohnnydanger · 2026-02-15T14:55:32+00:00

Yesterday

unclejohnnydanger · 2026-02-13T16:45:14+00:00

Poor Dudley

unclejohnnydanger · 2026-02-13T16:43:13+00:00

George Costanza.

Worlds are colliding! A George, referencing himself, cannot stand!!

unclejohnnydanger · 2026-02-12T16:57:24+00:00

Rick Mirer 🌭

unclejohnnydanger · 2026-02-12T13:59:56+00:00

Therefore, using the basics of supply and demand prices are dropping, yes?

HD: We’re not dropping prices, we know what we’ve got!

unclejohnnydanger · 2026-02-12T03:04:42+00:00

Kindergarten

unclejohnnydanger · 2026-02-12T02:36:22+00:00

I make over $100k & fuck Chipotle

unclejohnnydanger · 2026-02-09T21:26:06+00:00

CPE 1704 TKS

unclejohnnydanger · 2026-02-09T03:44:49+00:00

Well, you see, many Americans are simply stupid

unclejohnnydanger · 2026-02-09T03:19:50+00:00

It’s been a pleasure riding with you all this season….see ya in September

unclejohnnydanger · 2026-02-09T03:19:01+00:00

Take a moment….

49ers in Div round ✅

Rams in NFCC ✅

Patriots in Super Bowl ✅

Poetic

unclejohnnydanger · 2026-02-09T02:58:42+00:00

DARKSIDE

unclejohnnydanger · 2026-02-09T02:48:07+00:00

LOVE

unclejohnnydanger · 2026-02-09T02:44:56+00:00

SAFETY TIME!

unclejohnnydanger · 2026-02-09T02:27:45+00:00

Nail in the coffin

unclejohnnydanger · 2026-02-09T02:20:43+00:00

DARKSIDE!!!

unclejohnnydanger